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    Anyone like riddles?

    A man walks into a restaurant, orders a glass of water. The waiter returns and puts a gun into his face. The man screams "AHHHH", then says "Thank you" and leaves.

    Why did he say "Thank You"?

    And no it is not a water gun!
    You can only ask yes and no questions.
    This one is easy, I have more that are much more difficult!

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    did he have the hiccups?

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    Excellent!!!! You win!!!!!

    Here's another.

    A man goes to visit his wife on the 8th floor in the hospital. He gets into the elevator and presses the button for the 8th floor. The elevator stops on the 6th floor and the man screams, "Oh my God, my wife is dead!"

    How does he know his wife is dead?

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    The morgue is on the 8th floor?
    "It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home."


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