We've done this other years to come up with some creative and amusing optical humor.
I will need the help of one person for each line until we complete the entire story. Please cut and paste or quote the previous lines before posting your line so that we have a accurately completed ending.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS when all through the store ........People were shopping for lens cleaners galore.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS when all through the store ........People were shopping for lens cleaners galore.
The Croakies were hung by the cash wrap with care
in hopes that their glasses the children would wear.
Ma with her wallet and Dad with his RX had just settled in for a long sales process.
~Cindy
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird-
When out on the floor there arose such a clatter I sprang from my chair to see who's kid was badder!Ma with her wallet and Dad with his RX had just settled in for a long sales process.
Away to the Coccoons I flew like a flash, caught the display before it could crashOriginally Posted by Shutterbug
The sparkle of the glass in displays that showed
Frames of all styles and colors that glowed.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS when all through the store ........People were shopping for lens cleaners galore.
The Croakies were hung by the cash wrap with care
in hopes that their glasses the children would wear.
Ma with her wallet and Dad with his RX had just settled in for a long sales process.
When out on the floor there arose such a clatter I sprang from my chair to see who's kid was badder!
Away to the Coccoons I flew like a flash, caught the display before it could crash
The sparkle of the glass in displays that showed
Frames of all styles and colors that glowed.
When, what to my wandering eye should appear,
But a miniature van, with eight coming in here!
With a little screw driver, so sharp and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. MORITZ! More rapid than eagles, the lab at their wits, we whistled and shouted and called them by name:
Jana Lewis
ABOC , NCLE
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
Joseph Roux
Come myope, hyperope, astigmatic and glaucoma.
On Ptosis, Neruosis, blurred vision, and eye trauma!
To the front of the line, to the register run...now charge away, charge away all!
~Cindy
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird-
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