I received this today from a friend from the left- always fun to laugh at one's self... ;)
Sadly enough, I suspect there are some who read this and seriously percieve this as the admin's reaction to real issues (a perception I fail to share or understand). Then again, that's why there are two candidates (and I notice CNN, PBS, and NPR falling all over themselves to fawn over the procedings surrounding the nomination of one of them).
Q: How many members of the Bush Admin does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 7
1. One to deny the light bulb needs to be replaced
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.
3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.
4. One to arrange the invasion of any country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs.
5. One to get together with Dick Cheney and figure out how to pay Haliburton Industries $100 million for the new light bulb.
6. One to spearhead an amendment to the US Constitution to prevent gay and lesbian electricians from changing the light bulb.
7. One to arrange a photo op showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in an electrician's uniform.
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