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    This is definitely technologically interesting,...

    This is definitely technologically interesting, but it's not new, and they've created a strange new disorder "trigeminal dysphoria".

    In total, it's a PAL with about 1^ BI on each lens in the...
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    "Oh no not this confused again. Oh no, not the...

    "Oh no not this confused again.
    Oh no, not the same mistakes again..."
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    "Oh Ruby, don't take your love to town..." ...

    "Oh Ruby, don't take your love to town..."

    "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille..."

    You know, Fester, Kenny Rogers expresses the optician blues pretty well.
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    I'm a "breaker", too. I call it "hubris", but...

    I'm a "breaker", too.

    I call it "hubris", but that's my M.O.
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    Discomfort is a vague symptom, so that would...

    Discomfort is a vague symptom, so that would depend.

    Head tilt is not a sign of a phoria, unless it's a vertical deviation from a superior oblique palsy, in which case prism is partially helpful....
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    This is pretty in-depth. There is no easy...

    This is pretty in-depth.

    There is no easy answer without a long tutorial.

    Having said that, you don't treat asymptomatic patients.
  7. Thread: My new phase

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    mervinek, I hope you consider theft as the...

    mervinek, I hope you consider theft as the ultimate form of flattery because I'm stealing that.
  8. Thread: My new phase

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    That's so realistic it gives me the creeps.

    That's so realistic it gives me the creeps.
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    How about this? [Me]:"Bob, you need new...

    How about this?

    [Me]:"Bob, you need new glasses. We're going to make you a pair of no lined trifoca Varylexus. You'll love them.
    "BTW, do you work on a computer? You do? Then you'll need...
  10. Thread: My new phase

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    OK, this salty genius advice is why I flew it...

    OK, this salty genius advice is why I flew it past you guys.

    Time for a new, new phrase.
  11. Thread: My new phase

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    I want to give a throw away line that shocks them...

    I want to give a throw away line that shocks them into thinking "Oh...these are not supposed to be good for the computer? I guess I'm stupid for thinking so. I'll stop beyotching and buy some...
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    Don't you get tired of mature presbyope...

    Don't you get tired of mature presbyope desktoppers complaining about seeing their two large screens and a hooked up laptop with general purpose PALs?
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    My new phrase

    "These aren't computer glasses. They're progressives."


    And on this rock I shall build my church.
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    Shipping bottlenecks

    Hey, with the Happy Holidays and the Vacci-Baccanalia happening at the same time, I think the logistical system (fancy word for UPS) is probably stressed to the max.

    Is it affecting your...
  15. Torture.

    Torture.
  16. Kkurt, a fellow Columbusite with the BIIIIGGGGG...

    Kkurt, a fellow Columbusite with the BIIIIGGGGG post.

    I don't know you, but I like you a lot.
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    Regardless, +1.75 seems a mite too strong for any...

    Regardless, +1.75 seems a mite too strong for any dashboard....unless they're driving mini cars in the UK.

    Whatwith depth of focus and all, a TF-style add is more than enough.
  18. This is cyber terrorism. Pretty frightening...

    This is cyber terrorism.

    Pretty frightening if you think about it.
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    I've seen some cool opticians use colored fishing...

    I've seen some cool opticians use colored fishing wire to string nylon suspension.

    I totally dig that type of optician.
  20. As most of you know, Crystal PM cloud servers...

    As most of you know, Crystal PM cloud servers have been temporarily disabled due to an influx of ransomware attacks. On 12/03/20, after the shut down, it was discovered that ransomware had been...
  21. Live by the cloud, die by the cloud... But it...

    Live by the cloud, die by the cloud...

    But it could be far, far worse.
  22. Is it a cloud-based? I'm server based and it's...

    Is it a cloud-based? I'm server based and it's working..
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    I don't let reps make decisions for me. I do it...

    I don't let reps make decisions for me. I do it myself. Reps will give you their absolute best, but it may duplicate another rep's absolute best, and you'll have a repetitive optical.

    You need a...
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    Well, the 6M target distance just means that...

    Well, the 6M target distance just means that light enters the eye parallel, so no initial vergence.

    I don't remember how to do this...there's an "entrance pupil" and stuff and I don't remember.
    ...
  25. "Book" = 1 D add in distance portion = 1 meter...

    "Book" = 1 D add in distance portion = 1 meter (~3 ft) punctum remotum ("far point")
    "Desk" = 0.5 D add in the distance portion = 2 meter (~6ft) punctum remotum
    "Room" = 0.25 D add in the distance...
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