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I think I just taxed out.

Look out for the "extras", meaning.... cleaning the toilet and dusting the baseboards!:idea:

Hahaha! I know a bunch of opticians who do that same thing. We are not a lazy bunch are we??

I just now put my little $100 sticker on my pile of stickers and got the frame with my certificate all back together. Are you telling me it's time to go back to the boring room and seeing the sad...

Unless the customer is hyperopic, then they might have weight GAIN!

My dog wants blue contact lenses. His K readings are a little wacky, tho.

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Where do the socially concious get off in this world anyway? If this is change count me out. I like a little risk in life. It is after all my life not societies.


Hummmm. So I don't want an...

Hey, if everyone had to be nude, it might just do something about the obesity rate here in the US. I mean, I would stop eating cheeseburgers immediatly!!

Well that is sweet!

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Jacqui gets warmed coffee and lunch once a week.... Man, I wish I had it that good! :)

S-W

Lunch?? Lunch??? Opticians get to eat lunch??? :eek:

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It's not the "state of art today", it's just the "state of things today". No art.

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No, this one is my favorite, and has happened several times. Customers who pick out very expensive frames, want the "best of everything", and then the next day, want a refund. Why? Because now...

Not all vision centers located within Wal-marts are corporate..... National Vision still controls some locations.

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How about if you just get a really small pen, and put it about 200 yards behind the trailor. Then to go out twice a week to feed, and once a week to give them water, you really won't be offended by...

Fezz, I apparently love brown plants. With black spots. And very dry. Dirt is optional.

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Hey! I am a sucker for plants... I love 'em. Do you have some cuttings from some you would like to send me? I will put them in my office, and you would have bi-continental plants. :shiner: ...

Well, Pete, I problably have you beat by the quantity, if not the quality...:bbg: I ususally read most books twice, first time really fast to get the story line, and second slower to appreciate (or...

Read it once to just "read it", read it the second time to get the "greater story to be delivered". First time I thought "wow", second time, I thought "hoo-hum".

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Yeah, all the "boxes" sell those. They are the little ones that will always stab you in the finger and never get the job done. Just tell your customers to come see you.... Most of the time, they...

Instead of reading "Why are we taking little moneys"

I was in a hurry and read "Why are we taking little monkeys"

I laughed even harder when I was through reading.....

I have worked in so many offices, and under so many circumstances. If I had my own office, there would be no question/forms to fill out. I would ask the questions myself. There would be no...

Where is Ross Perot when you need him??? :nerd:

I never came up with a fantastic name for a shop, but this was always going to be my logo:

"Get your a--es in for glasses!"

Hope not to offend anyone, it come from too many years working for...

Jacqui, I would send you the toy from my Darth Vader happy meal, but I know you can make a better one with a stainless steel temple, a melted PD stick, a "flyer advertising new prices" and three...