My favorite College Football Jokes
Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
A Georgia fan and a Tennessee fan, fighting side-by-side were captured during World War II and sentenced to die by firing squad. The enemy commander asked the Tennessee fan if he had any last requests. The Vol said, “I want to hear Rocky Top one last time.” The GA fan was then asked if he had any last requests. “Yes, shoot me first!”
You know your from GA when
- You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday
- You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day
- You carry jumper cables in your car…for your OWN car.
- A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola or pop…it’s a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: “What kinda coke you want?” Sprite
- Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as off to “Wally World”.
- Sweet tea is THE DRINK...no questions, no exceptions.
- You know the plural of y'all is all y'all
- You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies
- Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies
- You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply
- When a single snowflake falls, the entire state shuts down, even if it doesn't stick. The radio and TV news will make snowstorm reports every 10 minutes and the grocery store will be completely sold out of bread, milk, bottled water and toilet paper.
- You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo
- Braves=good. Yankees=bad.
- If you’ve ever used "The Big Chicken" as a basis for directions.
- You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner.
- You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, Valdosta, Okefenokee, and La Fayette.
- Your last words might be, "Y'all watch this."
- You aren't surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store
- you can tell another Georgian is from north, south or middle Georgia as soon as they open their mouth.
- You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are