Caffeine induced blepharitis??
During exam Dr. mentions to Mom that her daughter has trace amounts of Blepharitis and suggests doing lid scrubs twice weekly.
Mom says, "You know I DID drink caffeinated coffee while pregnant with her. Could that have caused it?"
the other one was a few years back, when a 20-something year old over analyzer asked the doctor the reason for his eyebrows being so hairy.
Good grief!!:rolleyes:
sEE BETTER...............
Patient chooses between a red and a blue designer frame with demo lenses.....and asks..........
"why do I see better with the red one ?"
Chickens.........................
I was caught by a story about chickens, which have yellow eyes, being fitted with red contact lenses, which "make them eat less, lay more, and stop henpecking." That's what it said.
What Bob Anderson says is that, "once word of this gets around, rose-colored glasses are going to be the hottest Christmas gift from husbands to wives."