Stupid funny is still funny!
Good ones, people!:cheers:
A man walks into a bar and sits down at the bar. He starts drinking and is starting to get pretty plowed. The guy next to him, also drunk, starts talking about how windy it is.
"I tell you - it's so windy up here that when the wind hits the sides of the buildings and goes up, the updraft is so strong that you can actually float in it!"
The first guy doesn't believe a word of it, so the second guy talks him into going up on the roof with him,
The second guy says, "Look, I'll show you!" So he goes over to the ledge, leans out a bit, then a bit more, then his feet leave the edge and sure enough, he's hanging there in the air. So he works his hands and arms a bit and glides back to the rooftop. "See!" he says. "It's really easy!"
The first guy was really impressed by that so he goes over to the ledge, leans out a bit, leans out a bit more, then whoosh! He falls to his grisly death many floor below.
The second guy goes back down to the bar and orders another drink.
The bartender says, "What? Another one?!!!? You sure are a prick when you get drunk, Superman!"
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This one sucks, but here goes.
Favorite Joke = My Paycheck! :shiner::hammer::shiner:
Couldn't help myself. Let the groaning begin.