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    Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. - Richard P. Feynman

    Experience is the hardest teacher. She gives the test before the lesson.


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      Comedy Central and Paramount+ (Mondays only). Political satire and news just got a huge bump.

      At his best on the old show.

      Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. - Richard P. Feynman

      Experience is the hardest teacher. She gives the test before the lesson.


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        I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger. He asked, "Thanks, but why would you pick me up? How would you know I'm not a serial killer?".
        I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.

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          Why don't ducks fly upside down?

          'Cause they'd quack up.​
          Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. - Richard P. Feynman

          Experience is the hardest teacher. She gives the test before the lesson.


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            Once upon a time there was a man who stole a turnip from the king's garden, the punishment for which was death.
            But the people of the kingdom loved this man and begged the King to show him mercy, for he was merely hungry.

            So, the king declared that if the man could complete three tasks for the king, the man would be spared execution.
            The first task: the King had a barrel of wine that was too good to throw away but not good enough to serve to his guests and he commanded the man to drink the barrel of wine
            The second task: the kings pet lion had a bad tooth, and the man needed to go into its cage and pull the tooth
            the third and final task: the king had a very ugly daughter, and he needed the man to lie with her and give her an orgasm.

            The man agrees to these challenges. First, he drinks the barrel of wine without issue, although it does make him feel a little woozy. He is immediately whisked away to the lion's cage for the second task. Over the course of a few hours the guards stationed outside hear a cacophony of noises as the man wrestles with the lion attempting to complete the task.

            Finally, the man emerges from the cage triumphantly and says "OK! Now where's the princess with the bad tooth?"
            Last edited by SergeTrigger; 07-23-2024, 02:03 PM.

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              I needed a password with eight characters so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
              Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. - Richard P. Feynman

              Experience is the hardest teacher. She gives the test before the lesson.


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                What do you call a French kitchen after a grenade is thrown into it?

                Linoleum blownapart.
                Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. - Richard P. Feynman

                Experience is the hardest teacher. She gives the test before the lesson.


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