We all have them.
For me, it's plastic toys for kids. You know, the kind that sit on the floor after Christmas in a million pieces. I'd rather buy a bike, or a baseball glove, or a cuddly doll, or books.
We all have them.
For me, it's plastic toys for kids. You know, the kind that sit on the floor after Christmas in a million pieces. I'd rather buy a bike, or a baseball glove, or a cuddly doll, or books.
Plastic crap! Walmart sells us plenty of it. For your kitchen car bathroom living room dining room garage. I HATE PLASTIC CRAP
Batteries at Radio Shack
For me.. going out to eat/drink. I hate spending money on food. I would rather go to the grocery store than a nice restaurant. Any meal over $10 makes me cringe. I never enjoy going out to eat enough to overcome the pain it causes me in the wallet region of my body.
However, I try to be a good tipper, and will often pay for other's meals. It's my way of trying to make up for being a crotchety old miser. You go ahead and get the fajita eggroll appetizer, steak and lobster platter, 3 Shirley Temples, and the lava cake. I'll just sit here with my kids meal grilled cheese and a water, and enjoy your company.
Patient, ".. Doctor says I have a subscription for stigmata.. Can you fill that?"
Me, "..Um.. "
Imported bottled water.
Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. - Richard P. Feynman
Experience is the hardest teacher. She gives the test before the lesson.
Pens...from both the optical and hearing world, not to mention all those legal drug peddlers rushing into the med building every morning...I'm all fixed up if the pen apocalypse ever hits.
Starbucks!
Blended bifocals.
Dollar store anything....the owner likes to buy batteries from there and put them in our BP cuffs, then wonder why they need to be replaced so often...
I refuse to buy bottled water.
If you lived in Bay County Florida you would. They feed us water from Deerpoint Lake after it has been processed it still has a pi** yellow color and is hard and taste really bad. White in the laundry......who you trying to kid. Haven't seen a white shirt in years. Lots of shades of white but no white.
Anything at an Outlet Mall, most definitely a Starb---s; after what H. Schultz did to my beloved Super Sonics may he burn in one of his coffee roasters.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
I am lucky the town I live in has an underground water source.All the other towns around Kansas City get their water from the Missouri river. My town used to be famous for our healing waters too. People would come from all around the world to bathe and drink it. Al Caopone used to come to town and stay at The Elms and Harry Truman even stayed their.
A monthly cell phone plan.
A hundred bucks from trac-phone buys 2000 units for a years service. Up for renewal Dec 7 and I still have 1600 units I'll roll over into my $50 smartphone.
You are correct if you suspect I have no kids.
Alcohol..... I'm already filled with the Holy Spirit...... I'm a one spirit man......
Clinton Tower
The intellect to live free is in short supply
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