11. Never EVER go to Dr Google and look for "alternative" medicine site to justify putting Neosporin on your cornea for that metallic foreign body you were to cheap to have properly removed a week ago by a trained doctor! But of course, now that you've waited and self-medicated with disastrous results, we are happy to do all the extra work required to get you healthy again - and charge you appropriately for the doctor's time, knowledge, and expertise.
12. (I know it was just to go to 11, but this guy came in right after FB guy, and it bears telling in this thread) We all loved the old Revo lenses. Who Didn't really? Buy when you come in spouting absolute nonsense like: "Do they still make their lenses with 27 layer glass?", and "They were the very best lenses for WELDING!" (proudly displaying your pitted/mangled/utterly destroyed old lenses) and my personal favorite: "I refuse to wear that garbage poly. It destroys more than 50% of your vision! I bet 'you people' didn't even know that, but it's true, and you should be very careful not to use it or you'll get sued!"
Dude. You're a grade A idiot. You have literally NO idea what you're talking about, and are clearly a danger both to yourself, and to others. You should be put in a large plastic bubble, and no longer allowed to interact with those around you. Ever.
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