Adult:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends.......................
and is now growing in the middle.
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Adult:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends.......................
and is now growing in the middle.
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In the business world an executive knows something about everything..............................................
a technician knows everything about something.........................
and the switchboard operator knows everything.
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A failure is man who has blundered, ...............................
but is not able to cash in on the expirience.
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He who will not economize...........................................
will have to agonize.
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I hear and I forget....................................
I see and I remember.................................
I do and I understand.
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If you are in retail you might appreciate this bit of
wisdom from American author Hunter Thompson:
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
He who postpones the hour of living rightly, ........................................
is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.
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Engineer:
a person who knows a great deal about very little........................
and goes along knowing more and more about less and less...............................
finally he knows practically evrything about nothing.
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A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything...............................
and the value of nothing.
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The definition of a consultant: ...............................
Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charge you for the privilege....................
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A crumb from a winners table is better..................................
than a feast from a looser's table.
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A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who does not have sufficient capital........................................
to form a corporation.
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If you think your boss is stupid remember; ....................................
you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter.
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Any organization is like a septic tank..............................
The really big chunks rise to the top.
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:D When elephants start dancing, mice need to move to the side
A drunk man's words, ..............................
are a sober man's thoughts.
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A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherland flag to an American. .........................................
"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!"
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I feel sorry for people who don,t drink, knowing when they get up in the morning, thats the best there going to feel all day. Author unknown
For every minute you are angry, .........................................
you loose 60 seconds of happiness.
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Charm is a woman's strenght, ....................................
while strenght is a man's charm.
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The courage to speak................................
must be matched by the wisdom to listen.
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The courage to speak..........................................
must be matched by the wisdom to listen.
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Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives.....................................
and remembering what one receives.
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A dream is just a dream ........................................................
A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline.
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:cheers: An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to a blade of grass, and not fall off the face of the earth.
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