The following conversation just freaking happened. Mind=blown.
Customer - What did you do yesterday? Did you have a cookout?
Me - Nope, we went to my sister's because my wife wanted to learn how to make bulla, a sweet roll that comes from the Swedish side of my family.
Customer - Oh, are you eye-taal-yan?
Me - No, largely Swedish.
Customer - *Blank look* Not eye-taal-yan?
Me - Swedish
Customer - I never heard of such a place.
Me - ummmm....it's in northern Europe.
Customer - Did you ever get married?
Me - yes....
*sigh*