For me it was the other day at the mall on a Friday night and it was all I could do to not start telling the teenagers around me to stop being so loud, to be polite, to pull their pants up, and good lord those are crazy looking clothes - why can't you dress like a normal person...

It's only a matter of time before I start yelling for them to get off my lawn.


(And I'm not even 30 yet - what's wrong with me?)