Hmm, "How's it hanging?" sorta takes on a whole new meaning...
Back a few years ago, I was trying to think up some sort of pithy saying that could become famous (you know, one of those like half empty half full). One of the best I came up with was-
Time is like toilet paper- you waste it till there's not much left
The only other one that seemed to have merit was a rendition of the empty glass-
Half empty or half full- sorta depends on what you're drinking, doesn't it?
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