For Mikef and JackieL formerly O.....Do you think its cold where you are?

[hcjilson]

This arrived from my college roomate who now lives in Maine. I thought it would be appropriate for Mike and Jackie since spring training starts in a few weeks, and Jackie used to be a maineiac!


60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Maine sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in Maine plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Maine drive with the windows down
32° F: Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die..
Mainers close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
People in Maine get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Mainers get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale).
People in Maine start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.

[Judy Canty]

Cute Harry, but I don't think that DC will ever run out of hot air. What we don't manufacture from local politics, we import from all over the world.

[Jackie L]

Since moving to Virginia, I have tried to forget about the sub zero temps in Maine. But ooooooooooohhhhhhh, the down hill skiing on a crisp sunny day. That is hard to forget.