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New England Temperature Conversion Chart
60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die...
New Englanders close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale). People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
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