It's the wild west all over again! YEE HAW! Giddyup cowboy!

[Uilleann]

My initial reaction: *FACE PALM*

Then I huried up and did a bunch of yogic exercises to "strengthen" my weak old presbyopic eyes! I know if I just keep wishing hard enough, my glasses will one day be only a memory!

Magic lens said to increase human eye resolution three fold

[pknsbeans]

Hits all the notes....

-"My heroes have always been cowboys." (Country)
-"Closer to the holy grail." (Classic rock)
-"Perfect vision is a human right." (Maybe a rock/punk fusion???)

Sounds great. I'll take two...So will all those rezoom/restor/crystalens patients that heard the same damn tunes and are still searching for the holy grail for their human right of cowboy vision.

[Quantrill]

Anyone else help patients every week that paid for Lasik surgery yet still come in to buy glasses?

We probably see 2-3 per week.

[pknsbeans]

I've actually never heard a LASIK patient say they regretted having it done. Even the ones that were botched. Multifocal IOLs? Most of the surgeons in my area try their best to talk patients out of them because they don't want to deal with the post surgical complaints.

[Uilleann]

I thought it interesting that this "doctor" stated that patents would be good candidates at 25 years old to undergo phacoemulsification of their otherwise perfect crystalline lenses, to be replaced with his little plastic wonder slug. What he is proposing - on the surface at least - is downright terrifying! To say nothing of horrifically misleading to the public.

[Tallboy]

Anyone else help patients every week that paid for Lasik surgery yet still come in to buy glasses?

We probably see 2-3 per week.

Yes.

[smallworld]

I love the comments to the article...good laughs good laughs!




Lilly BhallaI must have these lenses, just like everyone else. I hope it becomes available very soon. Dr Webb, thanks a trillion. I think you are the best thing that happened to this world. Trillions of people are depending on you. Please do not let us
down. Thank you very much, again.

Like · Reply · 12 · Jun 19, 2015 3:05pm



Jennifer ErdossyYou do realize there aren't trillions of people living, I hope?

Like · Reply · 4 · Mar 13, 2016 7:54pm








Jimmy Ip · Brooklyn, New York
That is correct. There are only a handfull of people alive. SAve the eyes lol

Like · Reply · May 6, 2016 12:02pm








Lucky Skosana · Works at Arcelor mittal
Jennifer Erdossy HYPERBOLE

[smallworld]

The message board is hilarious




Benjamin Grant · St. Brother André Catholic High School
What if i told you, that the lens was also electrical in that it was powered by heat (unlimited energy) so that it could record, transmit, and store every single thing you have ever looked at(in 3x 20/20 vision detail) over the duration of your life WITHOUT your knowledge. There wouldn't be a document that you signed, person you've ever made love to, or even a private moment that wasn't observable by a third party company (or your governement) for the soul purpose of controlling the population (because you would have dirt on everyone and could easily discredit anyone without trying very hard) and researching ways to better keep the population under a comatose state of distraction from what really matters in the world so that you essentially continue to live, pay taxes, work and then die without giving the corporations/government a hard time. Do you still want a pair? Or would you like more information before you put something that's too good to be true in your friggen eyes.

[Uilleann]

I think these lenses are made of chemtrails.