I've been crawling around on my knees for a special LuLu guinness hing screw/cap thing that fell and immediately turned invisible. I don't want your sympathy only that you raise a glass to me at your next gathering - remember me the man with swollen sore kneecaps. I'm too tall for this.
I hope you guys have a good day.
If it's steel buy a bar magnet and sweep the floor. Look in or on your shoe if it has laces.
If you are wearing pants with cuffs, check inside the cuff. Whip out your phone and use the light.
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Grab a gardening portable foam mat to kneel on. Your knees will thank you!
Have I told you today how much I hate poly?
Work over a job tray next time!
Tell me about it. Make sure I don't tell you about all the times I stab myself with my new fancy optician screwdrivers.Originally Posted by ThePinkRanger
Work over a job tray next time!
As to everyone elses suggestions I will try them, but mostly I was venting!
A high candle power flashlight is your friend.........and..........down on your floor, the rolls of rubber hallway runners(ribbed) at your favorite home improvement store is your kneepad.
The ribs keep the screw from bouncing, rolling
away.
Eyes wide open
Start wearing corduroy pants, they'll catch those screws. Us Big and Tall guys need to work over a net so let the pain be a reminder.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
We use a lint roller. It picks up most of them; plus ones we didn't know were there!
The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.
What a simple and good idea!
What a great idea!!!
"One should either be a work of art or wear a work of art" - Oscar Wilde
Thanks for the sympathy Paul. And the lint rolled idea is actually ingenious. As is the ribbed () floor mats.
If only he these had known solutions before hand, some say the man is is still crawling around to this day. On a still night you may hear him moaning and scuffing about - a screw? a Screeeew?
Look in the opposite direction that you think it dropped. Most end up opposite or it seems like across the room.
Take a soft contact lens, and while attempting to put it in your eye, accidentally drop it. Than while you search for the contact lens, you will find the screw.
What is reality but a concept unique to each of us? Can anything be classed as real when our perceptions differ greatly on so many things? Just because we see something a particular way does not make it so.
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