Wisdom To Start The Day,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Chris Ryser]

Wisdom to start the day..............(posted early, the Brits are 5H ahead)

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible work,





A pessimist fears that this is true


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[SuziBlueEyes]

Another Saying...

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

[Chris Ryser]

Now I understand,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

SuziBlueEyes said:
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

Thats why I am so wormed up..........

But do I want to get cheesed up?



:finger:

[SuziBlueEyes]

A cheese by any other name

Chris...
A cheese by any other name would still be as sharp

[Chris Ryser]

If we continue cheese arguments..................

SuziBlueEyes said:
Chris...
A cheese by any other name would still be as sharp

better read tomorrows ......"Wisdom to start the day"......


(nb: actually like strong and s m e l l y cheeses, Limburgers, Appenzellers, and others that smell right through the packaging)


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[Chris Ryser]

Wisdom to start the day.........................

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common...............


They should both be changed regularly and ...............


for the same reason.

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[SuziBlueEyes]

Something to Think About...

All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular
positions.


Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965)
American Lawyer and Politician

[Chris Ryser]

Wisdom to start the Day.......................

Even if you are on the right track, .......................




you'll get run over if you just sit there.





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[John R]

Wisdom to end the day.........................

Chris Ryser said:
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common...............


They should both be changed regularly and ...............
for the same reason.

Nappy's come clean....Politicians never do....

[Shwing]

"Even absolute perfect health is merely the slowest way in which to die."

[Chris Ryser]

Wisdom To Start The Day.........................

If marriage were outlawed........................................




Only outlaws would have in-laws,


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[Chris Ryser]

Wisdom to start the day...........................

Its frustrating when you know all the answers...................




but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.



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[John R]

Flip.....

Chris Ryser said:
Its frustrating when you know all the answers...................

but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Even worse when you have the Questions and.....

Nobody knows the answer.....
:hammer:

[Chris Ryser]

Re: Flip.....

John R said:
Even worse when you have the Questions and.....

Nobody knows the answer.....
:hammer:

Thought I was good, but.................you'r bette than me..........at least tonight.........after cocktail hour, love "Johnny Walker""

[chip anderson]

True Wisdom

Here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It is a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink extraordinary amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink lots of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.



CONCLUSION:


Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!