It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
Josh Billings
If you don't know the trees you may be lost in the forest, but if you don't know the stories you may be lost in life.
Anon., (Siberian Elder)
Fashion for the most part is nothing but the ostentation of riches.
John Locke
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
Bertolt Brecht
I would rather have a first-class manager running a second-rate business than a second-rate manager running a first-rate business.
Jack E. Reichert
I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes -- until I met a man who had no feet.
Yiddish Proverb
Prejudice is a great timesaver. It enables you to form opinions without bothering to get facts.
Source Unknown
Many people want the government to protect the consumer. A much more urgent problem is to protect the consumer from the government.
Milton Friedman
You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie
Money is like an arm or leg -- use it or lose it.
Henry Ford
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I know of no country in which there is so little independence of mind and real freedom of discussion as in America.
Alexis de Tocqueville
An animal will always look for a person's intentions by looking them right in the eyes.
H. Powers
Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
Will Rogers, October 20, 1929
How would you like a job where when you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Jacques Plante
In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
Tacitus
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
Even the weak become strong when they are united.
Friedrich von Schiller
Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.
Harriet Braiker
Men can acquire knowledge, but not wisdom. Some of the greatest fools ever known were learned men.
Proverb
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Samuel Levenson
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are foosteps on the moon.
Anon.
Chris - you sure get up early in the morning!
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