Efficiency is intelligent laziness
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness
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"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; ..............................
he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever."
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"Want to make your computer go really fast? ................................
Throw it out a window."
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"Ideas pull the trigger, ..............................................
but instinct loads the gun."
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"I slept and dreamed that life was beauty..................................
I awoke -- and found that life was duty."
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"Habits are safer than rules; ........................................
you don't have to watch them. And you don't have to keep them either. .................................................
They keep you."
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"A doctor can bury his mistakes ...................................................
but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines."
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"Defeat is not the worst of failures. .............................................
Not to have tried is the true failure."
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"Those who do not remember the past .................................................
are condemned to repeat it."
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"It ain't braggin' if ............................................................ .......
you can back it up."
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Chris:
Give our good old Mississippi boy, Dizzy Dean credit for the quote.
Chip
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So be it !
Last edited by Chris Ryser; 05-11-2003 at 03:13 AM.
Chris:
Give our good old Mississippi boy, Dizzy Dean credit for the quote.
Chip
"Even if you are on the right track, ...................................................
you'll get run over if you just sit there."
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"I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; ......................
what I can say is they must change if they are to get better."
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"The problem is not that there are problems. ...................................
The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."
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"The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say -- ...............................
because they were too obvious."
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"There is nothing so easy to learn as experience ..............................
and nothing so hard to apply."
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"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure .....................................
and the intelligent are full of doubt."
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"I don't know the key to success, ............................................
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone."
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"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - ..................................................
with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."
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"There is no such thing as a long piece of work, ....................................
except one that you dare not start."
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"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, ........................
it's hard to get it back in!"
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"Great talents are the most lovely and often the most dangerous fruits on the tree of humanity. .......................................
They hang upon the most slender twigs that are easily snapped off."
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Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; ....................................
garlic makes it good.
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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, .........................
it's time to pause and reflect."
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"Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. ..................................
Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility."
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