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  • #91
    Wisdom To Start The Day......................................................... .

    A dog who attends a flea circus............................................






    most likely will steal the whole show.





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    • #92
      The most wanted christmas present...
      Isnt the one you bought.....

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      • #93
        Wisdom To Start The Day......................................................

        Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer...................................





        but wish we didn't.



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        • #94
          Wisdom To Start The Day.............................................

          A French guest, staying in a Hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.......................

          "Black pepper, or white pepper ?" asked the concierge.


          " Toilette pepper ! ".............................





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          • #95
            Wisdom To Start The Day...............................................

            Everybody is ignorant,..............................................






            only on different subjects.




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            • #96
              Wisdom To Start The Day.......................................

              Early to rise, early to bed, ..............................................





              makes a man healthy, but socially dead.



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              • #97
                Wisdom To Start The Day..................................

                A careless word may kindle strife,
                A cruel word may wreck a life,
                A timely word may level stress,
                A loving word may heal and bless.


                Happy New Year !


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                • #98
                  Re: Wisdom To Start The Day,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

                  Chris Ryser said:
                  Never be afraid to try something new.......
                  Remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic:drop:
                  Every Proverb is Half Truth. Don't get overhelmed by any incl. this one !

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                  • #99
                    Wisdom To Start The Day............................................

                    Education and Intelligence.......................................



                    aren't the same thing.





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                    And to the author of doubt and half truth:

                    Eat one live toad the first thimg in the morning...............................
                    and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.







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                    • Wisdom To Start The Day.................................

                      Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. ...................................

                      He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married,.......................................

                      and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.







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                      • Wisdom To Start The Day..................................................

                        Adult:

                        A person who has stopped growing at both ends.......................





                        and is now growing in the middle.




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                        Last edited by Chris Ryser; 01-15-2003, 03:11 AM.

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                        • Wisdom To Start The Day.............................................

                          In the business world an executive knows something about everything..............................................

                          a technician knows everything about something.........................

                          and the switchboard operator knows everything.




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                          • Wisdom To Start The Day,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

                            A failure is man who has blundered, ...............................




                            but is not able to cash in on the expirience.





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                            • Wisdom To Start The Day...........................................

                              He who will not economize...........................................




                              will have to agonize.







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                              • Wisdom To Start The Day..........................................

                                I hear and I forget....................................

                                I see and I remember.................................


                                I do and I understand.




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