A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known...........................................
and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known...........................................
and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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You can either ask for something to be done or say how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself!!!
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curiosity killed the cat...well, in that case i should be dead soon
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich..................
and votes from the poor...............
to protect them from each other.
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Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear................................
if you wait long enough.
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The highway of Life is littered with squirrels
who couldn't make up their minds.
and some of us probably shouldn't try crossing the street.
Maybe I should stick to reading, not posting.
Then again, maybe I'll get it right this time
Jane said:
Maybe I should stick to reading, not posting.
Then again, maybe I'll get it right this time
Hey once you hit 5 you lose your LURKER status....
Jane dear there is no going back.:bbg: :bbg:
Get them little finger's caressing the keyboard... it keeps them out of trouble..
Everybody has a photographic memory.................................
Some don't have film.
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Even though a marriage is made in heaven,........................
The maintenance work has to be done here on earth.
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Even if you are on the right track,.........................................
you'll get run over if you just sit there !!!!!!
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg.........................
even though you're slightly cracked.
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A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining.................................
and asks for it back when it starts to rain.
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Eagles may soar, ......................................................
but weasels dont't get sucked into jet engines.
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A dogs for life...Not just christmas...
:drop: !!! So be careful at the christmas party !!! :drop:
After all is said and done, .............................................
more is said than done.
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A brook would loose its song.....................................
if good removed the rocks.
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A dog who attends a flea circus............................................
most likely will steal the whole show.
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The most wanted christmas present...
Isnt the one you bought.....
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer...................................
but wish we didn't.
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A French guest, staying in a Hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.......................
"Black pepper, or white pepper ?" asked the concierge.
" Toilette pepper ! ".............................
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Everybody is ignorant,..............................................
only on different subjects.
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Early to rise, early to bed, ..............................................
makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
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A careless word may kindle strife,
A cruel word may wreck a life,
A timely word may level stress,
A loving word may heal and bless.
Happy New Year !
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Every Proverb is Half Truth. Don't get overhelmed by any incl. this one !Chris Ryser said:
Never be afraid to try something new.......
Remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic:drop:
Education and Intelligence.......................................
aren't the same thing.
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And to the author of doubt and half truth:
Eat one live toad the first thimg in the morning...............................
and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. ...................................
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married,.......................................
and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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