Practise safe eating...............................
always use condiments.
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Practise safe eating...............................
always use condiments.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom....................................
Sometimes age comes alone
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feel so good.
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old chinese proverb upated for the internet:
Better to lurk and be thought a nerd than to post and remove all doubt!
Terry :bbg:
Dijon vu..........................................................
the same mustard as before.
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I am a nutritional overachiever............................
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I am having an out of money expierience.
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What's the difference between a brown-noser and an a**kisser?
Depth perception!
Always eat the apple when ripe...........................
or it will rot.
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what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
When critizised....................................
why me,,,,,,,and not the others
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A computer is almost human...............................
except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
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Computers cannot err, to err is human....
Yet windowzz say windows hase caused a error in xxxxx
Thus windowzz must be human.....
A Commitee is a group of people who individually can do nothing..................................
but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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A closed mind is a good thing to loose
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A Father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." .................
The son replied,................."When Lincoln was your age, he was President."
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When feeling sick dont bother going to work...
The pain ain't worth the gain...:finger:
A fine is a tax for doing wrong...................................
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back.............
until he starts to work.
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..what's another word for thesaurus??
if you ask a question and dont hear an answer, expect an answer you dont like to hear.
curiosity killed the cat...well, in that case i should be dead soon
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8???
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Last edited by walt; 08-27-2004 at 07:20 PM.
A bus is a vehicule that runs twice as fast......................
when you are after it...................
as when you are in it.
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The highway of Life is littered with squirrels
who couldn't make up their minds.
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