okay guys

[becc971]

i'm bored ... any good stories out there??

[mdeimler]

Did you see, on the news, the one where the old man smacked the baby on the airplane ?

[optical24/7]

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
( I don't know)
You tell me.. is it one or two?

What did the right eye say to the left eye?
-Between you and me, there's something that smells...

These jokes just get cornea and cornea!

Q: How do you pay for Progressive Addition Lenses (PAL)?
A: PayPAL

Where do you send a depressed eye?
-to the low vision center

What was the lens's excuse to the policeman?
-I've been framed officer

[becc971]

Did you see, on the news, the one where the old man smacked the baby on the airplane ?

ummm yesss .... horrifying! people scare me more and more every day


and thanks optical24/7, that made my day

[Fezz]

Some people will do anything to get out of court!

http://www.examiner.com/article/mistrial-called-after-victim-s-glass-eye-falls-out-court

[optilady1]

Some people will do anything to get out of court!

http://www.examiner.com/article/mist...alls-out-court

That's a story I never thought I would hear. Is it wrong that I kinda think it's funny?

[optical24/7]

Some people will do anything to get out of court!

http://www.examiner.com/article/mist...alls-out-court

Note to self; Holy cripes!!!! 30k for a prosthetic eye! Chip Anderson, can I be your apprentice???

[becc971]

can anyone copy and paste the text from that article? my curiosity is killing me ... but barracuda is blocking me

[optical24/7]

injury and that depression drained his finances and nearly broke up his relationship with his girlfriend.
"A year later," Huttick said, "I have no place to live, and I ran out of money."

[becc971]

Wow