the quick of each finger is a different color from tinting lenses.
the quick of each finger is a different color from tinting lenses.
You watch an action packed scene in a movie/tv show and at the end of the chase and gunfight you suddenly shout out 'those raybans weren't polarized.!!!'
You can take stuff out of the oven without your ove'glove and accidently touching the fajita plate at Chili's doesn't render your fingers scorched because you've lost of feelings in your fingertips.
...you walk around with a pocket protector.
........When it is all you can do to stay seated while dining out somewhere and see someone with very crooked eyeware and NOT GO OVER AND ADJUST THEM! It will bother you until you leave, and you keep talking about it well into the evening! (guilty)
There are many things in life that catch your eye... but very few things will catch your heart.... Pursue those!
you have a black speck on your left index finger with permanently embedded screwdriver dust in it.
The only information you can give the police after being mugged is that he was wearing a Swank Yale, Demi Blonde, in a 51 eye
you can plunge a screwdriver 2 inches into your hand and not utter a foul word
Make self commentary about the adjustment of the specs. of everyone you come into contact with, or mutter under your breath, what were they thinking getting those!
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you go to an amusement park and wish you had your tools and an air warmer while waiting in long lines!
You watch a movie and it drives you nuts seeing all the flat lens planos on the actors.
Harry Potter!Originally Posted by MikeAurelius
Why did they even wear glasses? Couldn't they just magic themselves some good vision?
Wesley S. Scott, MBA, MIS, ABOM, NCLE-AC, LDO - SC & GA
“As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.” -Albert Einstein
And then they go and AR them!!!
I hate when they are wearing glasses in a period film and they have AR on the glasses when it wasn't even available.
Dramatic close up of Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp @ the end of Tombstone and you notice that he's wearing CL's.
Oh well, wouldn't want a myopic Wyatt to miss.
you own more then 10 pairs of glasses
you hold your breath when taking a pd of a medicaid patient
Yea, cigarettes and fried foods are a terrible combo to inhale.
If you notice hank hill has the right amount of panto on his glasses.....
you actually adjust eyewear to the purchaser's face when you "dispense" them.
While watching Syracuse University BB on TV, and they do a closeup of a foul shooter, my husband & I look at each other and say, in unison, "Man, does that guy have a wide PD!" No one else in the room had a clue.
Lost and confused in an optical wonderland!
You have a callus on the outside of your right index finger from spinning sharp edged lenses as you safety bevel them, and a flat spot on your nails from accidentally touching the stone/diamond wheel as you safety bevel.
If you get irritated when people on TV don't have A/R on their lenses!
If you get irritated when people on TV wear fake glasses with plano fronts.
You need bandaids on all your fingertips.
Your customers will get out in the worst weather to get the simplest of frame adjustments.
You can sing the benefits fo progressive lenses to the tune of "Louie louie"
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