Question everything?

**MikeAurelius** · 04-12-2013, 07:20 AM

Why is the Atlantic Ocean called a "pond"?

**Bill West** · 04-20-2013, 10:36 AM

Are you the lady with the big butt?

Originally Posted by optilady1

Oh crap, did I forget what thread this was?

**Bill West** · 04-20-2013, 10:38 AM

Are you joking?

Originally Posted by Johns

Does anyone want to work for 4 weeks, in Akron, Ohio, for $25.00 an hour??

**Bill West** · 04-20-2013, 10:41 AM

Is this thread all about Fezz?

Originally Posted by Fezz

Why do people drive so fast and like such idiots in parking lots?

**Bill West** · 04-20-2013, 10:44 AM

What about Bob?

Originally Posted by Johns

Hasn't Bob been gone for awhile?

**Wes** · 04-20-2013, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Bill West

Are you the lady with the big butt?

Did you just say that?

**Bill West** · 04-20-2013, 11:14 AM

What did I say?

Originally Posted by Wes

Did you just say that?

**fjpod** · 04-20-2013, 03:44 PM

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

**uncut** · 04-20-2013, 08:45 PM

Why me?

**uncut** · 04-20-2013, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by MikeAurelius

Why is the Atlantic Ocean called a "pond"?

Would that be a reference to a shrinking distance/time sensitivity, around the time the Titanic was launched?

**Chris Ryser** · 04-21-2013, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by Wes

Does anyone in Winchester/Northern Virginia want to do me a huge favor?

Where were you when I drove by on Thursday 8 am ?????????????????????

**Johns** · 04-21-2013, 09:12 AM

Why do hotels that hold 600 people have breakfast areas that seat 10?

**MikeAurelius** · 04-22-2013, 08:35 AM

Why are we still having winter storms?

**NCspecs** · 04-22-2013, 10:44 AM

When will I ever get a proper vacation?

**MikeAurelius** · 04-22-2013, 10:58 AM

What will the name of the next winter storm be?

(the one we get tonight will be Zeus)

**optilady1** · 04-23-2013, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Bill West

Are you the lady with the big butt?

That depends; what angle are you looking at me from?

**jefe** · 04-30-2013, 09:30 AM

Why did the lab price list I was just reading have a charge for UV400 on poly or Trivex lenses?

**CoolOptician** · 04-30-2013, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by jefe

Why did the lab price list I was just reading have a charge for UV400 on poly or Trivex lenses?

Did you think shysters were only in the retail part of our industry?

How do you answer your patient, when they tell you the guy down the road charged for SRC and UV on his Poly lenses?

**MikeAurelius** · 04-30-2013, 12:07 PM

What is the cloud?

**Fezz** · 08-02-2013, 07:49 AM

What happened to Grimace?

**Fezz** · 08-02-2013, 07:50 AM

What do you think Mr. Magoo's rx was?

**MikeAurelius** · 08-02-2013, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Fezz

What happened to Grimace?

Did his face freeze like that?

**mervinek** · 08-02-2013, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Fezz

What happened to Grimace?

Diabetic and no longer drinking milk shakes?

**SeaU2020** · 08-02-2013, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Fezz

What happened to Grimace?

I heard he died with a smile on his face (of cardiac arrest) dreaming of the $6 burger.

**SeaU2020** · 08-02-2013, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Fezz

What do you think Mr. Magoo's rx was?

no one knows exactly but didn't you hear??!! He had a remarkable eye surgery and can now see 20/20 but his license got revoked because it turns out he's a drunkard, lol!