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    Uncle Fester and friends go for a swim...

    A picture of me and my Masonic friends after a dip in the lake...

    http://yougottobekidding.wordpress.c...eason-is-here/

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    Wow, that's all I'm gonna say, just wow.

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    Hey.......if you got it, FLAUNT IT!

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    Exactly what is it they got?

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    I remember many years ago the first "topless" bathing suit (for females) pictures were published . These suits bear a really striking resembalance. Unfortuantely some of the tops of the people in this picture bear a bit too much of a resemblance too.

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    Eye bleach, please...some sights you just can't UNsee.

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    I think a g-string would have more coverage.....

    ....not saying I want anyone to experiment that theory out. Please don't
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    Why the hats???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judy Canty View Post
    Why the hats???

    I think they add a touch of sophistication!



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    Oh Myyyy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judy Canty View Post
    Why the hats???
    ok, now I need to puke. I actually had to go back to see where these hats were. It's like a car wreck, you don't wanna look, but you do anyways. And now I need the brain bleach.

    And why weren't any of the guys un-flabby? Is this a club? Are they exclusive to chubby men only? I think this is unfair to slim men who may want to join this g-string unitard club. Highly prejudiced if you ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judy Canty View Post
    Why the hats???
    Shhh- Embarrassed by balding heads. It's a guy thing.

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    It's a mankini...

    Quote Originally Posted by optilady1 View Post
    ok, now I need to puke. I actually had to go back to see where these hats were. It's like a car wreck, you don't wanna look, but you do anyways. And now I need the brain bleach.

    And why weren't any of the guys un-flabby? Is this a club? Are they exclusive to chubby men only? I think this is unfair to slim men who may want to join this g-string unitard club. Highly prejudiced if you ask me.
    Yup! That's the Freemasons in a nutshell (pun intended). Only those who have attained high office should wear it. And to think we control the worlds money supply!

    Bahha-hah-ha

    Also the decolletage helps hold temples. But you gotta keep your mouth closed.

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    Are you the one in the third row middle?
    I came, I saw, I left

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    Quote Originally Posted by kat View Post
    Are you the one in the third row middle?
    I'm the one ROCKING it!!!

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    This isn't really a picture of you is it? You are just pulling our legs, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by optilady1 View Post
    This isn't really a picture of you is it? You are just pulling our legs, right?
    Yes, that really is Fester with his friends. But he's pulling your leg about it being Masons....

    It's really the Leprechaun Chippendale Dancers troop, Local 901 that he's a member of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by optical24/7 View Post
    Yes, that really is Fester with his friends. But he's pulling your leg about it being Masons....

    It's really the Leprechaun Chippendale Dancers troop, Local 901 that he's a member of.

    In that case, are you guys for hire for a bachelorette party? I need some dancers. Bahahaha!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kat View Post
    Are you the one in the third row middle?
    If you look closely I'm the one with the Brazil wax.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kara View Post
    In that case, are you guys for hire for a bachelorette party? I need some dancers. Bahahaha!!!!!!!!
    May I recommend that our ensemble- "Four Tons of Fun!" perform our famous wet show- "Top Hats and Tail" - where we let the ladies use water pistols on our white mankinis which turns them sheer!!

    Ooh La La!!!

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    I just threw up in my mouth a little!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    If you look closely I'm the one with the Brazil wax.

    May I recommend that our ensemble- "Four Tons of Fun!" perform our famous wet show- "Top Hats and Tail" - where we let the ladies use water pistols on our white mankinis which turns them sheer!!

    Ooh La La!!!

    The thought of everyone racing back to the picture just to stare really closely at junk to find a Brazilian *ahem* hair cut, made almost spit my water at the screen laughing.

    Also, I hope you have another stage name for your performance. The thought of calling someone Uncle during an ummm....dance, is a little creepy. Hahahaha.


    ok ok ok....I'll behave now.
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    Hahahah nice!!!

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    I snorted diet coke up my nose from this thread.....the bubbles hurt....now i have visions of a sheer white mankini with a brazil wax outline....oh my
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAgal View Post
    I snorted diet coke up my nose from this thread.....the bubbles hurt....now i have visions of a sheer white mankini with a brazil wax outline....oh my
    Hahahaha........dont know which is worse. snorting bubbles or "that" vision etched on your retinas!!
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    haha! I wish I was so comfortable in my own skin....that's what I always think when I see someone dressed so "wrong" for they're shape.

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