The upside of a saggy chest

[optilady1]

So.....I'm using my, uh, God given assets to brace a frame to put a nut and bolt into a spring hinge, and
the gross nasty temple went in my mouth!!!!!
Lensmama, after puking, states that this has never happened to her. This is when I informed her my girls are higher up then hers.
So my prayers at night will now begin with, "Dear Lord, please hurry up and make gravity take it's toll...."

And this concludes my crap you didn't want to know about optilady1 today.

[Fezz]

***Gag***

:poop:

[Johns]

And this concludes my crap you didn't want to know about optilady1 today.

Promise?

[optilady1]

Well, there was this one time...

[Uncle Fester]

Alcohol has antiseptic properties and as you must wait until after work you should not only rinse but swallow the antiseptic of choice. Repeat as necessary until grossness is gone.

Also- Have a great weekend and thanks for the laugh!

[optilady1]

I did listerine my mouth out, but I'm certainly not feeling minty or fresh.

[rbaker]

Back in the day I must have perforated my thumb with a screwdriver a hundred times. How does this work for you?

[optilady1]

Back in the day I must have perforated my thumb with a screwdriver a hundred times. How does this work for you?

Kevlar underthings.

[Kara]

I think I just became a little more appreciative of my *ahem* lesser endowed assets.
Sorry you had to endure that disgusting experience. I agree with Dr. Fester above, have a few shots of high proof alcohol tonight.

[mdeimler]

I'd like to hear more about your assets...

[Kara]

lol

[obxeyeguy]

I'd like to hear more about your assets...

At my age, I'm just visualizing a pair of ladies up where they are supposed to be.

[uncut]

Oh, my...........Will this be on youtube?

[Jacqui]

So.....I'm using my, uh, God given assets to brace a frame to put a nut and bolt into a spring hinge, and
the gross nasty temple went in my mouth!!!!!
Lensmama, after puking, states that this has never happened to her. This is when I informed her my girls are higher up then hers.
So my prayers at night will now begin with, "Dear Lord, please hurry up and make gravity take it's toll...."

And this concludes my crap you didn't want to know about optilady1 today.

ROFLMAO

[sharpstick777]

Funny!

[Lee Prewitt]

I think that it shows initiative! How many contorted positions have you been in to get a screw into a temple?

[chip anderson]

Hope you don't ever slip with a screwdriver and stab yourself!

Chip