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    Bad address email on file John R's Avatar
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    Wave You've seen the one

    Where someone puts their butt on a scanner....Well here's one of our neighbours cat who wanted a peice of the action using my scanner......:hammer:

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    That's a big old cat! Do you make it a practice to invite in the neighbor's pets??:hammer:
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    Wave

    Old yes big NO its a small scanner....We are looking after it while its owner is away...It decided i'm better company than the Mrs.

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    Wave

    Aw..............C'mon scan him. But watch out ..........there are laws against "KITTY PORN" ya know.:p


    P.S. I'm sorry, i know that was bad......................but i could not pass it up.;)

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    Ah what do ya know! a yorkie moggie, i wonder how he'd fare against our willy!

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    ioconnell said:
    Ah what do ya know! a yorkie moggie, i wonder how he'd fare against our willy!
    Ian,forgive me................im lost. What is a "Yorkie Moggie"

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    Bad address email on file John R's Avatar
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    Sean said:
    im lost. What is a "Yorkie Moggie"
    Oh well i guess being a yank you will be...
    Yorkie = Resident of The peoples Republic of Yorkshire ..
    Moggie = WUSIWYG its a CAT

    Ian, Willie would no stand a chance, this cat is the Lennox Lewis of Moggies round here....and my hands got the scars to prove it :shiner: :hammer:

    Sean i would suggest you have a word with Hj about the Apprentice Englishman course we are running...

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    Big Smile don't stroke it

    you had better not stroke your neighbor's pussy or you could end up in big trouble:D :bbg: :bbg:
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    Smilie

    I think what John R has there in medical terms in a "cat scan"....

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    Jack, dont know about stroking the pussy but there's nowt like a pussy on your lap....
    You yanks will have to think ENGLISH for that one....

    Tex, pretty good that one...

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    Sean said:
    Aw..............C'mon scan him. But watch out ..........there are laws against "KITTY PORN" ya know.:p


    P.S. I'm sorry, i know that was bad......................but i could not pass it up.;)
    JohnR,

    Well now.......either you overlooked my post..or you just looked the other way? :drop:

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    Crier Humble Pie..

    Opps,
    sorry Sean i guess i overlooked it...
    :drop: I had to porn the kitty to pay this months net connection...

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    Re: Humble Pie..

    John R said:
    I had to porn the kitty to pay this months net connection...
    Please tell me you're not into 'kitty porn' John! :finger:


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    Re: Humble Pie..

    John R said:
    Opps,
    sorry Sean i guess i overlooked it...
    :drop: I had to porn the kitty to pay this months net connection...
    Looks like the cat's out of the bag now.................. ;)

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    Wave Re: Re: Humble Pie..

    Steve Machol said:

    Please tell me you're not into 'kitty porn' John! :finger:
    SShhhh, I could get locked up over here for that....
    :hammer:
    btw, have you seen the one with the cat,dog & hamster !!!!!!!!!!

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