Closing office SALE!!!

[Fezz]

I am in the process of closing an office.

I have a lot of stuff to sell. I'll start with the good stuff first!

*2229 Post-it Note pads {SOLD}
*33 packs of staples
*47 boxes of paper clips
*6 reams of printer paper-pink
*4 Half dry highlighter pens {1 yellow, 2 orange, 1 neon green}
*7 Hefty trash bags
*25 binder clips {various sizes}
*8 yellow legal pads
*102 rubber bands {SOLD}
*3 filing cabinets {without files or cabinets}
*77 manilla folders
*16 2006 stickers {SOLD}
*Mr. Coffee coffee pot, cracked
*1/2 jar of store brand imitation creamer
*3 Red rose tea bags {SOLD}

I can try to draw sketches of pictures that I took if anybody is interested!

[Johns]

How much for the tea bags? Do they still have the strings (and tag) intact?

Also, you don't mention if they are used or not. Of course, if they're used, I'm going to expect a hefty discount.

Finally, I don't need that many post it notes. Can I just buy seven. Oh, and are they left handed (because I am).

[Johns]

Oh, and on the 2006 stickers...they probably aren't worth that much anymore, but I was thinking that if my wife has another baby, we could name it "900" and then just flip the sticker upside down, cut the end off, and have labels for everything the kid will ever own in his life! Man...I hate to pass up a deal, and now you've really got me thinking...

[Johns]

What kind of office was this, a school principal's office?

[anthonyf1509]

Are the folders still manilla? Or have they faded in color, cuz that would be a deal-breaker for me!

[Fezz]

Are the folders still manilla? Or have they faded in color, cuz that would be a deal-breaker for me!

I would say that they are more of a pale ecru or straw at 12.87% humidity color.

[Fezz]

How much for the tea bags? Do they still have the strings (and tag) intact?

Also, you don't mention if they are used or not. Of course, if they're used, I'm going to expect a hefty discount.

Finally, I don't need that many post it notes. Can I just buy seven. Oh, and are they left handed (because I am).

The tea bags are unused!!

Sorry, the post-it notes are all right handed. If it is any help, these are the upside down sideways version. They may be ambidextrous?

[Johns]

Ok...I'm serious here! Are there 2229 pads, or individual notes? (I'm serious...I've got cash man!)

[Fezz]

Thanks for all of the pms folks!

Just a heads up! I am not going to just give this stuff away!

For example, the staples are STANLEY BOSTITCH staples, not some generic fly by night zinc junkoids!

[obxeyeguy]

I'll take the rubber bands. Pm sent with offer.

[anthonyf1509]

Are the staples strong enough for some of my patients mouths?

[EyeCare Rich]

You guys are hilarious!!!! Thanks for making my night. Love the left handed post it note idea.

[Fezz]

Are the staples strong enough for some of my patients mouths?

I am not sure actually.

I'll tell you what, I have too many loud mouth, jaw flappers that come into the office. I'll whack a few of these windbags right in the kisser and see if the staples hold.

I'll get back to you tonight. Stay tuned!

[RIMLESS]

Are the staples strong enough for some of my patients mouths?

Good one +1

[uncut]

Do the boxes of paper clips come with a bilingual user's manual? (Canuck requirement, ya know!)