Stupid question thread

[Wes]

Anyone with burning questions like "Are all progressive the same?" or "What is zero distance power?" Also, " I make 10$ hr, am I overpaid?" And" how can I get good job at lenzcrazers?"
Just ask here.
We wont get annoyed.
We have nothing better to discuss.
Anyone want to see my toenail collection?

[Diopterman]

What is the refractive index of belly button lint?

[Wes]

Buttermilk.

[Speed]

If things appear backwards in the mirror, why arn't they upside down?

[clumsy lab guy]

If things appear backwards in the mirror, why arn't they upside down?

RAOFL. You guys are hilarious!

[DragonLensmanWV]

Why do you hit your head against the wall?




"Cause it feels good when you stop?

[finefocus]

If things appear backwards in the mirror, why arn't they upside down?

Excellent!

[John@OWDC]

Maybe it really is time for a brief "quiz" you have to pass in order to post?

Heck they could even be: questions like "Are all progressive the same?" or "What is zero distance power?" Also, " I make 10$ hr, am I overpaid?" And" how can I get good job at lenzcrazers?"

I'll let you decide the multiple guess answers.

[chip anderson]

Edumakachion

Did anyone axe you what line you kain't read?

I have a reading card with the word "dimunition" on it. Almost no one in this state can read/pronounce it and much less know what it means. Seems even a PHD in English doesn't help.:hammer:

[optilady1]

Here's a new one I got from a patient today: Can you give me my old prescription, because xyz optical will on go up to a -6.00 in a drill frame, and my new rx is too high. I will only wear a drill frame, and I have to shop at xyz because I have a credit card for there.

[Uncle Fester]

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Or is that the most dangerous question?

[CCGREEN]

Just a few burning questions here since this seems to be the thread to post them in. Not ever found and answer to these useless questions but have laid awake at night pondering them. :hammer:

#1 Why do hurricane's only form north of the equator?

#2 If one could form south of the equator would it spin in the opposite direction?

#3 If a hurricane was in the north and one was in the south and they both were spinning in the opposite direction of each other and they met at the equator would they cancel each other out?

#4 Last but not least.......what part of the duck do you squeeze to get the damn duck sauce from? We all know where milk comes from......but how about duck sauce?

Someone please help me here so that I can sleep at night again.

[tdj]

Did anyone axe you what line you kain't read?

I have a reading card with the word "dimunition" on it. Almost no one in this state can read/pronounce it and much less know what it means. Seems even a PHD in English doesn't help.:hammer:

The last line on my reading card includes the word "extensive."

Without fail, 70% of pts say "exclusive." I still haven't figured it out. I work in a fairly well-off, well-educated town.

[Diopterman]

Prism or Pyramid....its all the same, right?

If one would be building an Egyptian type pyramid or mock huge prism out of empty Busch and Schlitz beer cans while the significant other is away on vacation, would it be possible to angle the reflective sunlight off of the bottom of the mirror like beer cans in such a way as to light a tinder bundle that would be hot enough to ignite a well prepared charcoal pyramid in order to char animal muscle to a point of palate perfection that only more liquid gold from said beer cans could properly wash down?

And if so, would erecting a pyramid of the empty nectar of the Gods cans, give proper tribute to true optical friends?

[pezfaerie]

Why should I give my 2 cents worth when you'll only give me a penny for my thoughts?