Anybody NOT lose money on kids?

[AngeHamm]

All the kids that I sell come with a warranty. Don't like the rug-rat? No problem, exchange for a similar child in 90 days, no questions asked! The trick is the marking-up charges. Most people are ok with paying a premium price for a premium child so get out there and rustle up some youngins!

You can often negotiate a longer non-adapt warranty with your kid lab, as well. I just couldn't get used to my progressive kid, so I exchanged him for a more conservative one.

[scottster]

Ha! Usually the progressive kids are very narrow-minded, especially the short ones. Just don't ask for a bi-kid, you may get more than you bargained for.

P.S. I apologize to all those out there that just put their head in their hands in displeasure. I'm in a Friday kinda mood!