Ok i have recived this mail from {bbusername}?? who is a member here but it does appear has learked about a bit...I have had a run in with {bbusername} before but this is just so......
[spoiler] APRIL FOOL [/spoiler]
Ok i have recived this mail from {bbusername}?? who is a member here but it does appear has learked about a bit...I have had a run in with {bbusername} before but this is just so......
[spoiler] APRIL FOOL [/spoiler]
:hammer: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRANSLATE THIS Email INTO ENGLISH.
blepharosphincterectomy" is this a word
if that was an email it is to be hoped she never writes a book
http://www.optispares.btinternet.co.uk
jack
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
I have read, reread and read again that letter and still cannot understand what exactly is her complaint.
:hammer:
~Cindy
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird-
Having given it some thought I have 2 questions.
1. How do we know its a she??(I feel that it
is too because she is afraid of a whispering campaign but I didn't find point of reference in the post.
2. Who could it be......and why? Thats 3 questions....sorry!
hj
"Always laugh when you can. It is a cheap medicine"
Lord Byron
Take a photo tour of Cape Cod and the Islands!
www.capecodphotoalbum.com
It's easy to criticize behind a mask. I freely have my name, location and information available to any of those who view Optiboard. If people don't like our discussion group they don't have to participate. The fact that we have an international group that discusses all kinds of issues makes this forum interesting and informative. How we use that information is up to each of us as individuals. No one forces any idea on the next person. We freely discuss and disagree and get angry at times but we don't take any person's rights away. My comments are the same as if you were standing face to face with me. If you want to legitimize your greivances, reveal your identy. Otherwise your vandalism of this forum is viewed just that way and has little merit in my view.
:hammer: Jerry
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground
All Problems can be solved if ..
1. It can be described precisely and to the point.
2. No prejudice should be allowed to hold roots.
3.The complaining person has to be willing to solve understanding
that it might be his/ her own problem rather than anybody elses.
4. All those who are blamed ( or think so taht they are are being) should be ready to give another chance to let the complaintant explain rather than saying go away if you do not like.
I am an Indian half an earth away from US ,I many a times fall short of undertsnding and explaining what I want to say. Some times things are super aliens to me. But I am happy over here. I do not feel that it's a lobby or cacus working together for some vested or undisclosed benifits.
The optiboard is simply Greatest if not Great for me.
ROFLMAO!!!
"blepharosphincterectomy" is this a word"
Yes. It is the same as optirectitis or rectal cranial inversion. Both require abdominal plexoplasti as a fix! LMAO!
Take care to all,
Darris C.
John R said:
Ok i have recived this mail from a certain lady?? who is not a member here but it does appear has learked about a bit...I have had a run in with her before but this is just so......
John,
Is this Maria's other more evil half???? If so, she must be winning as our Maria is lost!
~Cindy
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird-
blepharosphincterectomy Surgery. removal of part of the skin and muscle of the eyelid to relieve pressure on the cornea.
My guess is this whole tirade was a cut and paste job, with "Optiboard" and a few other words and phrases used to substitute the original.
"We must overcome the fear that Optiboard will start wars, ruin the environment, invent diseases, and routinely do a hundred other things that kill people."
Was that Darris' secret plan for world domination? :p
Blake
Man, I thought I was paranoid. This woman needs a shrink fast!
Blah! Blah! Blah!.............I don't have time for He,She or It's idle chatter..5 Words....GET OFF OF MY PLANET!!!:angry:
...we can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but Optiboard has, at times, called me "opportunism-prone" or "catty". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to elevate what I call disorganized smart alecks to the sublime...
Ok, first if he/she can't take the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen. Secondly, this mailing angers me because he/she addressed the Optiboard annonymously. Never has the Optiboard promised to me a "Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land" in which to fall back on. Get real. Get over it. Get out.
Hello all,
As I sit here I wonder who is this nut? We have customers that are like "it" and we acknowledge that we can not please everyone,,just what is the true complaint? I wonder how much time this person has on their hands to be writibg such a post on "OUR" board......to who ever you really are I am sorry that you feel we are all against the comman decency that we seem to share on a daily basis. Unplug yourself and enjoy what life has to offer. Life is to short and you need to expand you thoughts. If not well I am sorry for how much effort you have put into your phantom letter.........in short get a LIFE
living a happy life for you
Mikol
I've been around long enough to realize that there are few too many idiots in the world and if you spend your time worrying about them all, particularly the anonymous ones, then you won't have time for anything else.
OptiBoard Administrator
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OptiBoard has been proudly serving the Eyecare Community since 1995.
I've been around long enough to realize that there are few too many idiots in the world and if you spend your time worrying about them all, particularly the anonymous ones, then you won't have time for anything else.
TOO TRUE STEVE:p
http://www.optispares.btinternet.co.uk
jack
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
Yes Blake,
That was my plan for world domination and I will succeed. Because I'm mad, MAD I TELL YOU!!! AH HAHAHAHA! :) First I'll illicit the use of a giant lazer, and then...:)
Darris "Dr. Evil" C.
Optiboard creates a problem, then creates the solution!!!???
Can God make a rock so big that he can't lift it??????
THERE SOLVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!
I have to agree with Steve here. I could only make it through half the post and was too confused to go on any further.
I do have a question for this person though. If this board bothers you so much, why hang around it??? That's thing I don't get.
Suzy
"Parts of what follow were actually painful to write..."
My God ! Does she/ he / it/ realize how painful it was to (almost) read??!!!
No kidding....Johns said:
"Parts of what follow were actually painful to write..."
My God ! Does she/ he / it/ realize how painful it was to (almost) read??!!!
Normally, I would say something but even I am left speachless by this person.I wouldn't exactly place us on the psychologists end, the patient end maybe....Optiboard's vassals might have ended up as unscrupulous pop psychologists drifting the streets
If this person weren't so angry and bitter I would say that they have spent too much time reading Darris' posts. ;)
One must always remember the old saying, "Never argue with an idiot, because in order to do so, the first thing you have to do is bring your self down to their level, and as soon as you do they will beat you every time.":hammer:
I'm bettin' that this is another one of those computer-generated complaint letters. It IS actually kind of funny...
I'll have one of whatever she's had....
I thought I could go on a bit, but the insane ramblings of an over thesuarused mad bint make not only difficult reading, but I dare say a gag, a blow to the back of the head and a shallow buriel would solve her problem double quick.
In fact I have some spare room in the trunk of my car if you need a hand, John...
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