Psychics,
Has anyone seen these "pet psychics" on Animal Planet? People who honestly believe that they can read a pets mind and tell the owner what it's thinking. Give me a break! I want someone to pay for me to get a show where I can exploit stupid people by making them believe me. I think I could make a lot of money doing it too :)
"Well, Mrs Smith. Matiess thinks you look fat in those pants...Wait I'm getting another signal. Yes, Matiess also thinks you're an idiot and that you should stop sleeping with the mailman. Oops my mistake...mail woman."
"Mrs Jones, your parot Tommy is sending me a signal....mmmmmm....okay...yeah...I got it now. Yeah, Tommy is telling me...that his cage needs to be changed and that he is tired of living in this swill. He says these conditions are entirely too much for him to have to deal with and that if something isn't done pronto he will call the ASPCA. I can't believe that you of all people would treat your own bird like this. You disgust me you foul pig."
Yup, I can see the cash rolling in now. Fools and their money are soon parted :)
A pet psychic! What will they think of next? :)
Darris C.
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