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Thread: How about some Blonde jokes, no offense for you blondes

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    Master OptiBoarder MVEYES's Avatar
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    Big Smile How about some Blonde jokes, no offense for you blondes

    > A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
    me.
    > I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
    > started."
    > Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    > The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
    > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
    him
    > in
    > and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    > He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
    to
    > her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
    be
    > able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger..."
    > "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a glass of wine, then
    put
    > all
    > these Frosted Flakes back in the box!"



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    Check these out....if you are over 18 that is...some of them may be offensive.

    http://www.tdi.net/cousino/blond.htm

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