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Ophthalmic Optician, Society to Advance Opticianry
Yeah, who is this Fezz? I think we need and deserve a reassuring answer to this important question.
Corollary; if he and Harry come together, does that constitute critical mass? Or are they just critically massive?
Harry schmarry, Just cause he's eastern european it dont make him a Holland specialist.
It's Johns fault he was supposed to be watching him.
Holland is a little town in Basecurvia, known for its lush valleys, full of figs. In this little town, vision can only be corrected by manufacturing lenses on two different base curves. When the people of Basecurvia move to other parts of the land, they can never find glasses which feel good, because what I have shared with you is a well kept secret. My advice is to send this patient back to their homeland, where they can farm figs and find glasses that fit them just right.
p.s. My bet is that the patient has adapted to the odd base curves. This probably happened in production, possibly due to different stock lens manufacturers being used for each, but more likely because the edger who originally cut the job cut it too big and jammed it into the frame. It was probably too long in the A measurement which caused the outsides to crush inwards over time, warping the original base curve. The other lens, being cut on size, maintained its original base curve.
I love it when Optiboard becomes Bizarro Optiboard. :cheers:
What have we Dutch men ever done wrong?
We are the most advanced opticians in the world!
Where you still use those ancient phoropters and trial frames we use medical tricorders!
But seriously, I missed the part where the Dutch are involved.
I wonder if FineFocus ever got the answer he was looking for? Or has he just decided to focus?:shiner:
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No, I never found out about this Fezz thing; the far-away photos of hairy monsters don't convince me (not even the one in Walmart), and the beer-belly tracks they found in the mud could have been faked by anybody. Is this Harry his thrall or his confederate? Are they most dangerous together or separately? Is this all a plot by Baker to take over our brains and make us like the Birthers? How can a simple country Optician know what to think?
"Spectacle Magnification Formula:
Magnification (M) = (Shape Factor) * (Power Factor)
Shape Factor = 1 / (1 - ((c * D1) / n))
Power Factor = 1 / (1 - z Dv)D1 = front surface power (base curve) in diopters
c = center thickness in meters
n = index of refraction of lens
z = vertex distance in meters
Ahh Ahh Ahhh! magnification
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and snells law. The two things that gave me nightmares and did not even show up on one of my tests! EEEKKKK
Yeah I need to call her and see how she is doing, it has been a week. I really don't wanna have to remake them with her old measurements.
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