Time to vote kiddies. I have read varying theories on Osama's health, death, etc. Let 'em know what you think!
Dead under the bombed out caves.
Hiding in Pakistan.
Dead from liver failure.
Dead of his own hands.
Cross dressing in an Iraqui nightclub.
Doing laps on a camels back in the desert.
Time to vote kiddies. I have read varying theories on Osama's health, death, etc. Let 'em know what you think!
~Cindy
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird-
Here's a postmortem
A Misunderstanding
After getting nailed by a 2,000 pound bomb, Osama bin Laden makes his way to
the Pearly Gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr.Washington,
slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans'
liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal
government to provide for the common defense!" He drops an anvil on Osama's
sandaled foot.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James
Monroe, Peyton Randolph, Richard Henry Lee, George Wythe, Thomas Nelson Jr.,
Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton, Benjamin Harrison, and other people
who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back
toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his
final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
What did you think I said?"
:drop: Jerry
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground
Originally posted by MVEYES
A Misunderstanding
An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
What did you think I said?"
:drop: Jerry
Way to go Jerry..
Personally i think he's holed up in the states, and has been for a long time.
This comes directly from a captain of one of our bombers. A message written on one of his "packages" he delivered:
"We Could Have Been Friends"
I think thats the one that got him.
That is great. I hope he reflected on the message before it relected on him.
:bbg: Jerry
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground
I'll edit myself on this one. F 'em if he is dead. If he's not...........toast him then F'em. What do expexct from his liver when his ball'*s are made of marshmallows. Sorry .........just my opinion.............along with countless others. Love to get him alone for five minutes. Even better yet... i'll settle for three.
Last edited by Sean; 02-04-2002 at 07:25 PM.
C'mon Sean tell us how you really feel!:DOriginally posted by Sean
I'll edit myself on this one. F 'em if he is dead. If he's not...........toast him then F'em. What do expexct from his kidney's when his ball'*s are made of marshmallows. Sorry .........just my opinion.............along with countless others. Love to get him alone for five minutes. Even better yet... i'll settle for three.
~Cindy
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird-
PS......
I didn't vote ........he's not worth it .
I'm doing my best ..........but i just can't seem to put it into words. :DOriginally posted by cah2020
C'mon Sean tell us how you really feel!:D
New Game
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden
We could have caves that are being bombed. Mule trains with Osama's head up their ---. Or your choice
:bbg: Jerry
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground
He does not deserve a mule.........:angry:Although i'll bet it's the first time the mule had someone who smelt worse and had more hair. :p
And so, the mule kicked him..
and he fell in Mush rough's bed who enjoyes his *** in the Dark and prentends he doesn't in the day.!!Originally posted by Sean
He does not deserve a mule.........:angry:Although i'll bet it's the first time the mule had someone who smelt worse and had more hair. :p
:bbg:
Sandeepgoodbole
:bbg: Good one. You know maybe Osama will get the message that he doesn't rank very high on the Nobel committees nominations for peace. Probably somewhere around Hitler.
Jerry
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground
Sandeep,
LOL! that was good. ;)
Puzzling question
Since Osama and his cronies love to kill innocent people using airplanes, I was wandering what the airlines are doing to keep disaters to a minimum and one question came to mind? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Jerry
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground
I just hope the poor mule don't catch anything. :(
I just hope they find is cold body soon!
Hopefully when they are done with him there will be nothing left to find.:D
Wouldn't that be great
Finding his body or him would start a closure to the insanity of the terrorist. I don't think we can let down our gaurd though even after he is found.
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground
MVEYES,
Your right "knowing" that he has been blown off this mortal coil would do everyone a lot of good as far as closure i'll give you that. And never letting our gaurd down again ..........i'll give you that to. But in no way should there be a trace of him left. Sorry to go off,but the thought of his so called follower's making a martyr out of him is just sickening.
Sean
I think that they really have twisted ideals to resolve differences the way they do (through terrorizing innocent people). How could they feel like that would take them to heaven?
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground
Jerry,
Even worse yet.........if these act's are supposed to send his followers straight to ala(or what ever they refer to IT as)Which is what he preaches right?..........Then why hasn't Binny boy mule lover gone and done it himself. I would think he would want to be first in line. I cant belive that no one in his little squad has never stopped to think as to why he does not practice what he preaches. :drop:
Sean
I like this e-mail :
Subject: General Norman Schwartzkopf Classic
>
> In a recent interview, General Norman
> Schwartzkopf was asked if he
> didn't think there was room for forgiveness
> toward the people who have harbored
> and abetted the terrorists who
> perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.
> His answer was classic Schwartzkopf. He
> said, "I believe that forgiving
> them is God's function. Our job is
> simply to arrange the meeting.
>
> Any questions?
:cheers: Jerry
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground
I like it........couldn't have been said any better.MVEYES said:
Subject:"I believe that forgiving
> them is God's function. Our job is
> simply to arrange the meeting.
>
> Any questions?
:cheers: Jerry
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