Books, books, and more books!!!

[HarryChiling]

Yeah Johns, so sorry about that.

Honestly, I think it was my phone that gave out. I read so much of the book to you {all but the last chapter} and I REALLY had to make a bathroom run! Well, my knees were knocking, my back teeth were floating, and I was pacing back and forth and I think that I may have hit the hang up key as I was biting my lip and whimpering. Man...I am sorry. I really thought that we could have finished the book to save you the expense of buying it and I didn't want the hassle of shipping it anyway.

Here is what I will do. I will get the local elementary school kids to do a play and act out the last chapter. We will take a video of it, and I can drive over and show it to you in person. It will save us both a stamp or two!

Anyway you could read me the last chapter, I'll call Johns for the rest.

[HarryChiling]

What do you want for:

Stereoscopic Atlas of Slit-Lamp Biomicroscopy, vol I & II; Braley, Watzke, Allen, & Frazier

I have belly button lint, loose buttons, a bag full of leaves, I even have a few dollars that I could spare. No seriously how much bro email me.

PS - I'm gonna need pictures, and make sure you have your clothes on this time sheish.

[Fezz]

Curse you Harry Chilling!

Cripes sake Man.......stop beating me DOWN!!!

***UNCLE...UNCLE***


Your negotiating skills have no match! I folded quicker than an origami master. I gave in quicker than Canada! I was mesmerized by your opti-babble and charm. I was stunned like a bob_f_aboc at an Un-Expo!

I give.....I Give.!

Ok...The books are on their way, I have included a check to pay you what you demanded! You have my never ending loyalty and devotion. You are one savvy negotiator!



Do you want an autographed copy or not? Should I initial the pictures? Should I powder down before the next photo shoot?


:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

[Jacqui]

Good grief

[Fezz]

Good grief

Do you want an autograph too?

:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:;)

[Fezz]

It is time to wrap this up and go home folks! It is a done deal, fun while it lasted, worth every penny, but it is time to turn the lights out!

Scramble while you can. Grab a few of these for a good time. You waited too long and its time to pounce! Beggars and laggards can not be choosey! You waited and now it slim pickings! Sure, you thought that you would hold out and get a few great titles, but alas, you hesitated, jerked around, twiddled your thumbs, and ALMOST missed out!

It has gotten to the point that I would rather just rip the pages out and toss them in the burn barrel to keep my cardboard box {house} warm for another few nights.


******LAST CALL*******

Get these gems while there is still time to beat me down!!!

:cheers::cheers::cheers::shiner:

[Fezz]

PS. I am not below trading! What do you got?

[Fezz]

PS. I am not below trading! What do you got?

I am not above it either!

[Fezz]

Some of you may have noticed that I have been off of Optiboard for almost a year. In that time, I devoted most of my time to reading the books from the list that I still have not sold. Since winter is approaching, I need to raise some cash to afford wood, oil, electric, and solar for the winter. I NEED to sell off these optical treasures.

I got your optical books........RIGHT HERE!!!!

Biomicroscopy for Contact Lens Practice; Goldberg
Problems in Optometry, Special Contact Lens Procedure; Harris & London
Visual Perception; Cornsweet {SPF}
Physiology of the Eye; Davson
Light and Vision; Life Science Library {SOLD}
Current Concepts in Dyslexia; Hartenstein
Modern Sales Techniques for Ophthalmic Dispensing; Alofs {SOLD}
The Wills Eye Manual, 2nd edition; Cullom & Chang
Marchon Eyeglassery, 2nd edition; Weber {SPF}
An Optometrist's Guide to Clinical Ethics; Bailey & Heitman
Handbook of Ocular Pharmacology; Smith {2 copies!}
Marchon 101 Dispensing Tips; Weber {SPF}
Automated Visual Field Testing, techniques of examination and interpetation; Silverstone & Hirsch
Atlas of Strabismus, 2nd edition; Noorden & Maumenee {SPF}
Ophthalmology Principles and Concepts, 2nd edition; Newell
Handbook of Optics; Optical Society of America {SOLD}
Spectacle Frame Dispensing; Clayton {SOLD}
Scope Monograph on the Fundamentals of Ophthalmoscopy; Gordon
Ophthalmic Lenses-Their History, Theory and Application; B&L {SOLD}
20/20 is Not Enough; Seiderman & Marcus
Exam Review for Ophthalmic Dispensing; National Academy of Opticianry {SOLD}


If you are interested in any of them, make me an offer. I would prefer to sell them off as sets, not onsies and twosies.

Come on, step up-not aside, we all talk about getting educated so here is YOUR chance to actually do it!


Save a Fezz, Buy Some BOOKS!





{What happened to the old cheers thingy?}

[optical24/7]

Fess up Fezz, you don't need no oil, you need to pay for that new iPhone!

[Wes]

If you give me $50, I'll take the lot of them.

[Java99]

Interested in Light & Vision, Modern Sales, both Marchon books, Handbook of Optics, Spec Frame Dispensing, Ophthalmic Lenses, and the Exam Review. Can you tell I'm about to do some training?

[Fezz]

Pm sent!

[Fezz]

List is updated!

Get them while you can!


Biomicroscopy for Contact Lens Practice; Goldberg
Problems in Optometry, Special Contact Lens Procedure; Harris & London
Visual Perception; Cornsweet {SPF}
Physiology of the Eye; Davson
Light and Vision; Life Science Library {SOLD}
Current Concepts in Dyslexia; Hartenstein
Modern Sales Techniques for Ophthalmic Dispensing; Alofs {SOLD}
The Wills Eye Manual, 2nd edition; Cullom & Chang
Marchon Eyeglassery, 2nd edition; Weber {SPF}
An Optometrist's Guide to Clinical Ethics; Bailey & Heitman
Handbook of Ocular Pharmacology; Smith {2 copies!}
Marchon 101 Dispensing Tips; Weber {SPF}
Automated Visual Field Testing, techniques of examination and interpetation; Silverstone & Hirsch
Atlas of Strabismus, 2nd edition; Noorden & Maumenee {SPF}
Ophthalmology Principles and Concepts, 2nd edition; Newell
Handbook of Optics; Optical Society of America {SOLD}
Spectacle Frame Dispensing; Clayton {SOLD}
Scope Monograph on the Fundamentals of Ophthalmoscopy; Gordon
Ophthalmic Lenses-Their History, Theory and Application; B&L {SOLD}
20/20 is Not Enough; Seiderman & Marcus
Exam Review for Ophthalmic Dispensing; National Academy of Opticianry {SOLD}

[chip anderson]

Fezz:

Judy Cantry been carrying on what opticians needs all that fomul educacement, now you tryin fin opticianers what can read!
Laud Laud what you folks gonna wan us to do next?

Chipo

[Fezz]

List is updated!

Biomicroscopy for Contact Lens Practice; Goldberg
Problems in Optometry, Special Contact Lens Procedure; Harris & London
Physiology of the Eye; Davson
Current Concepts in Dyslexia; Hartenstein
The Wills Eye Manual, 2nd edition; Cullom & Chang
An Optometrist's Guide to Clinical Ethics; Bailey & Heitman
Handbook of Ocular Pharmacology; Smith {2 copies!}
Automated Visual Field Testing, techniques of examination and interpetation; Silverstone & Hirsch
Ophthalmology Principles and Concepts, 2nd edition; Newell
Scope Monograph on the Fundamentals of Ophthalmoscopy; Gordon
20/20 is Not Enough; Seiderman & Marcus

Ok folks, lets wrap this up!

$8.00 apiece for what is left or $5.00 apiece if you buy the remaining lot, plus shipping.

[Johns]

Are any of these available in podcast format?

[Wes]

Sold.

[Wes]

Yay! I have books!

[fillindoc]

This is entertaining stuff! I dont have to buy any books, I can just read you guys verbally duel back and forth! haha

good stuff, Fezz! By the way, you can also post your stuff for sale for free on www.FillinDoc.com

good exposure to lots of doctors...

[Johns]

good exposure to lots of doctors...

Is that a Penn State reference?

[fillindoc]

Is that a Penn State reference?

Sorry? I don't quite follow... no reference, just letting you know about that resource. I have sold many items on that website. Let me know how it works for you.

[Fezz]

This is entertaining stuff! I dont have to buy any books, I can just read you guys verbally duel back and forth! haha

good stuff, Fezz! By the way, you can also post your stuff for sale for free on www.FillinDoc.com

good exposure to lots of doctors...

Do you have a picture?

[fillindoc]

Do you have a picture?

of the website? or of the stuff I am selling? or of myself?

not sure what you want to see...

[Fezz]

of the website? or of the stuff I am selling? or of myself?

not sure what you want to see...

Ok, ok......I get it! You don't do pictures, right?

Could you at least post a sketch?