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    My father is awesome

    So I got a call from my mother the other day, aparently my father was at the White house last week inspecting a beehive they have at one of the gardens. (My father works for the Federal Dept. of Agriculture in the Bee Lab here in Beltsville. - pretty neat stuff actually) Quite possibly the coolest thing ever - when the most important beehive in the country needs looking at - they call my Dad.
    Heh, just felt like sharing :)
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    That is pretty cool!

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    Very cool - my dad was a beekeeper when I was a youngster.

    :cheers:


    On a sort of side note, does he have any thoughts as to why the bees are disappearing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by opticianbart View Post
    So I got a call from my mother the other day, aparently my father was at the White house last week inspecting a beehive they have at one of the gardens. (My father works for the Federal Dept. of Agriculture in the Bee Lab here in Beltsville. - pretty neat stuff actually) Quite possibly the coolest thing ever - when the most important beehive in the country needs looking at - they call my Dad.
    Heh, just felt like sharing :)
    Yeah-- Well when he's working on the Aaa Lab then I'll Bee impressed.:D

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    You may tell people that, while you can't discuss directly what he does for a living, you can whisper that he deals directly with de-bugging operations at the White House, and that he once single handedly eliminated a nest of enemies of the state there.
    Lower your voice, look around suspiciously, then confide that he has a licence to kill.
    All true.:cheers:
    Oh, he's not the pest control guy
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    hehe, that's cool Bart! Havin' to relocate those Presidential Bees, lol :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOS_Queen View Post
    On a sort of side note, does he have any thoughts as to why the bees are disappearing?

    actually, yes, he was involved in a paper about it about a year ago i think.

    it's several factors

    there are 2 major bee pests that without treatment most hives die. the varroa mite (which if memory serves tends to kill off the larva)
    and the tracheal mite (which i believe tends to kill off the adults)

    here's the big thing with these two suckers - it generally takes roughly 15 -20 years, give or take, for an insect to become resistant to treatment, and ummmm guess how long we've been dealing with those mites?

    the other thing, and I'm a bad son and I didn't read the paper so don't quote me or anything, apparently there's a viral disease that normally remains dormant and does very little to a honeybee population. However, one of the mites ( i forget which) is apparently notorious to "activating" viruses or something like that. From what I understand nobody's quite sure if that's what's going on but its a relatively good bet.
    Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.

    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina, 1 year and counting.

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    That's a "honey" of a story, opticianbart! Thanks for sharing it! :cheers:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heather A View Post
    That's a "honey" of a story, opticianbart! Thanks for sharing it! :cheers:
    Yeah...really causing a buzz on the internet!:shiner::shiner::shiner::shiner:
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    bees

    sounds like its time to BEE WARY:D

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    So you and your dad have something in common- you both take "bee" measurements as part of your job (oh, that makes even me queezy- sorry). :p

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    You guys are so FUN!



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    Quote Originally Posted by opticianbart View Post
    actually, yes, he was involved in a paper about it about a year ago i think.

    it's several factors

    there are 2 major bee pests that without treatment most hives die. the varroa mite (which if memory serves tends to kill off the larva)
    and the tracheal mite (which i believe tends to kill off the adults)

    here's the big thing with these two suckers - it generally takes roughly 15 -20 years, give or take, for an insect to become resistant to treatment, and ummmm guess how long we've been dealing with those mites?

    the other thing, and I'm a bad son and I didn't read the paper so don't quote me or anything, apparently there's a viral disease that normally remains dormant and does very little to a honeybee population. However, one of the mites ( i forget which) is apparently notorious to "activating" viruses or something like that. From what I understand nobody's quite sure if that's what's going on but its a relatively good bet.


    Thanks for sharing - I hope someday there's a way to fix what's wrong
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    Smells like------Victory." -- Uncle Fester :p


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    Quote Originally Posted by Johns View Post
    Yeah...really causing a buzz on the internet!:shiner::shiner::shiner::shiner:
    Quote Originally Posted by harry a saake View Post
    sounds like its time to BEE WARY:D
    Quote Originally Posted by Pete Hanlin View Post
    So you and your dad have something in common- you both take "bee" measurements as part of your job (oh, that makes even me queezy- sorry). :p
    Oh, yeah....that's the comedy we've "BEE-n" waiting for! :D:D
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    Congrats to your Dad

    The puns are great btw!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAgal View Post
    The puns are great btw!
    Thanks honey!:cheers:
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    Those are like Bob Saget puns - 2/3 of a pun - just the P U part.:cheers:
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