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    Ought to be a great caption for this photo..

    There's got to be some great captions for this Reuters photo, but I'm too tired to think of one. Maybe you've got one..


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    Now does he look like he could even spell plutonium?

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    Let me introduce you to my little friend!

    Or,

    All your nukes are belong to us!
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    ...he was so drunk! So while he was passed out, I drew on his forehead with a sharpie.... see it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FullCircle View Post
    "You think I'm nuts? This guy right here? He's crazy! This one time, back in college...."
    You shoulda seen what he did, once, at band camp!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post
    There's got to be some great captions for this Reuters photo, but I'm too tired to think of one. Maybe you've got one..

    In a surprise twist, Ahmadi-Nejad pulled out a dummy and entertained reporters with his ventriloquism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post
    There's got to be some great captions for this Reuters photo, but I'm too tired to think of one. Maybe you've got one..

    "We were playing with a rubber dart gun when I got him right between the eyes.

    When he pulled it off it left a hickey right there."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post
    There's got to be some great captions for this Reuters photo, but I'm too tired to think of one. Maybe you've got one..

    Pssssst, don't tell anyone but he thought it was Ash Wednesday.:p

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    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post
    There's got to be some great captions for this Reuters photo, but I'm too tired to think of one. Maybe you've got one..

    "This guy has really got his Shiite together."

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    My fav...

    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post
    There's got to be some great captions for this Reuters photo, but I'm too tired to think of one. Maybe you've got one..

    "I love this guy like a brother. He will answer your question in a minute.

    But first WE DANCE THE MAMUSHKA!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post
    There's got to be some great captions for this Reuters photo, but I'm too tired to think of one. Maybe you've got one..

    "This guy right here? This is my good friend Rinselberg! Pull my finger, Rinnsey." :p
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    Don't worry, I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night..

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    Wanting to ensure he has a "fall-back plan," Ahmadi-Nejad enjoys his first day as one of the new lab techs at the local wholesale optical lab.

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    love this thread

    The 2 guys on the right side.. "What?!?!?" "Germ Warfare Lab?" "I thought we were making cheese!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post

    "We fooled them into thinking it's a nuclear facility but it's really a cryogenics lab for those of us worthy of carrying on the revolution. Do you want whole body or just your head?"

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    Our good friend, Obama should be here in a few minutes for the photo-shoot. He had to go pick up his "Liberal of the Month" award....or was it the Nobel Peace price....either way, same difference!

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    Rats! We fooled that fool Cheney and his cronies for eight years and now Obama outs us in 9 months! Quick -make it look like a baby milk factory!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonLensmanWV View Post
    Rats! We fooled that fool Cheney and his cronies for eight years and now Obama outs us in 9 months! Quick -make it look like a baby milk factory!
    How do you milk a baby??
    A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob_f_aboc View Post
    How do you milk a baby??

    Same way you milk a cat?:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonLensmanWV View Post
    Same way you milk a cat?:D



    Mom?
    A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!

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