Ought to be a great caption for this photo..

[nicorusty5150]

Rats! We fooled that fool Cheney and his cronies for eight years and now Obama outs us in 9 months! Quick -make it look like a baby milk factory!

Oh yea, Obama really outs them. He can't even make a decision without a trillion czars! Oh wait....a TRILLION is no big deal to him, I forgot! If you think OBAMA has made any success with our problems abroad, you are as ignorant as Michael Moore.:finger:

[Spexvet]

Oh yea, Obama really outs them. He can't even make a decision without a trillion czars! Oh wait....a TRILLION is no big deal to him, I forgot! If you think OBAMA has made any success with our problems abroad, you are as ignorant as Michael Moore.:finger:

Pu (wait for it) leeeze.
The first Czar was Nixon's energy czar, the second was Reagan's drug czar.

It looks like it's the repubicans who need the help.

[Spexvet]

...If you think OBAMA has made any success with our problems abroad, you are as intelligent as Albert Einstein.:finger:

Fixxed that for you. :p

[DragonLensmanWV]

Oh yea, Obama really outs them. He can't even make a decision without a trillion czars! Oh wait....a TRILLION is no big deal to him, I forgot! If you think OBAMA has made any success with our problems abroad, you are as ignorant as Michael Moore.:finger:

Sourest grapes in the world!

[rinselberg]

[Uncle Fester]

Thank you Kosovovians.

Truth be told I actually prefer a large bust.:)

[fvc2020]

"All night, the blood of virgins comes out this tube, and goes directly into Mr. Cheney's Carotid artery, keeping him alive for another day"

Now that's just sick..........................:p

christina

[rinselberg]

Here's a new one:


"Putting al-Qaeda #3 in the backfield should make a lot of people forget about Michael Vick!"

[rinselberg]

"The Phillies will pick up al-Qaeda #3's salary. The Tigers will get an insurgent to be named later."

[Uncle Fester]

Here's a new one:

"Bin Laden and al Zawahiri are still alive. Praise be too God.

But after the latest drone attack we are looking for a new #3!"

[rdcoach5]

Our good friend, Obama should be here in a few minutes for the photo-shoot. He had to go pick up his "Liberal of the Month" award....or was it the Nobel Peace price....either way, same difference!

Why don't you just SHUT UP! You morons picked another moron in Dumb W and now you criticize Obama for what? He inherited this mess!

[Mr. Finney]

everyone would stay on humorous topic and not get all political, thank you :D


:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::che ers:

[Spexvet]

everyone would stay on humorous topic and not get all political, thank you :D


:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::che ers:

But....but.....but..... politics can be funny.:D

[Spexvet]

The Al-Qaeda suicide bombing team is in third place, behind Hammas and the Taliban. They need to get out to the practice range more.

[rinselberg]

The report that explains the photograph:

http://www.longwarjournal.org/threat...qaedas_3_1.php

[Uncle Fester]

I never saw the article but it was my thought exactly when I made up the caption!

Spexy has the winner though!!

[Spexvet]

I never saw the article but it was my thought exactly when I made up the caption!

Spexy has the winner though!!

Thank you. I'd like to thank the people who made this possible - my parents, the makers of giant foam fingers, Shiva, The Destroyer.... ;)

[rinselberg]

Who's hiding behind those Foster Grants?

[Uncle Fester]

"I can now see the issues from a much larger angle!"

[DragonLensmanWV]

I can really see the glowing man now!!

[k12311997]

Please return your 3-d glasses to the recycling box after the movie.

[Uncle Fester]

ics
Right Said Ahmadinejad

I'm Too Sexy Lyrics




I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Ahmad

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my specs too sexy for my specs
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

[kat]

Hmmmmm, I don't think that this Kat wants to get milked.......

[optical24/7]

Disapointed Iranian swimmer looks on at score cards

Reuters News Service;

The Iranian swim team was delivered a severe blow to their hopes of making it into the World Watersport Cup Competition coming up in Bangladesh this spring. The USA team won the 100 meter freestyle with a time of 44.3 seconds. The Iranian team finished last with a disapointing time of 5 minutes, 46.6 seconds, a full 5 minutes behind the leader.

The Iranian teams leader "Mo" Ahmadinejad cried foul after the race results were officially certified. " It is no fair! Everybody else wears decadent western culture swimsuits! This is against what we believe in..Too much man flesh is exposed. My wife, not even my mistresses, see so much of me exposed! At least we lost with dignity...We swim with our business suits on!"

In a related note, the Iranian swim team have donated their swimgoggles to their national scientists. They heard that they are now working with heavy water.

[rinselberg]

Man, this new Crizal AR really sucks! I can't see anything!