This product NOT endorsed by FezzJohns

[Johns]

I found this product in the (of all places) financial online section. While the video doesn't actually show it being used, the testemonials ;) are pretty convincing! ("Being a big guy can have it's advantages, and it's disadvantages...")



http://www.comfortwipe.com/


Here's why FezzJohns does not recommend this product.

I suffer from seasonal allergies, and often use bathroom tissue to blow my nose. (is there a nice way to say that? Perhaps I should say "relieve" my nose?) Anyway, I fear that if my family started using Comfort Wipes, I could give myself a black eye, or worse, trying to use this thing!

I give this product a 10 for originality, and a 1 for practicality.

[rbaker]

Holy Shehite.

I wonder when they will come out with a battery powered unit. My main question is "do you use it on yourself or on a loved one?" I''m also somewhat puzzled over that handle with the suction cups thingy.

I'll bet that some clever OptiBoarders can come up with some additional uses in the eyecare business for this little baby.

[mlm]

That's what happens when people have wayyyyy too much time on their hands... :drop:

[rbaker]

This inventor is apparently not too much concerned with your having time on your hands.

[Fezz]

I envision loading this badboy up with some Kimwipes and never again having to handle a pair of *GROSS* glasses for cleaning! Think about it!


Fezz'z Dispensary

OldMan Jones: "Clean these Goshblamed glassses while I'm here!" {mounds of fermented frame cheese dangling off}

Fezz {Gagging almost to projectile vomit}: "Ah..{gag}..ok {gag}.

Fezz {our hero grabs his ComfortWipe and has at it with glee...and at a safe and healthy distance!}



:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

[bob_f_aboc]

I envision loading this badboy up with some Kimwipes and never again having to handle a pair of *GROSS* glasses for cleaning! Think about it!


Fezz'z Dispensary

OldMan Jones: "Clean these Goshblamed glassses while I'm here!" {mounds of fermented frame cheese dangling off}

Fezz {Gagging almost to projectile vomit}: "Ah..{gag}..ok {gag}.

Fezz {our hero grabs his ComfortWipe and has at it with glee...and at a safe and healthy distance!}



:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

With a frame like that, 18 inches is still not a safe distance.

Now maybe you could market it to the folks on the street corners that wash windshields. Never again would they have to get ink from the newspaper on their hands while cleaning windows. Not to mention they can then reach 18 inches farther across the window.

Should pay for itself pretty quickly.

[Leo Hadley Jr]

I am still trying to figure out the three seashells from Demolition Man.

[bob_f_aboc]

I am still trying to figure out the three seashells from Demolition Man.

He doesn't know about the 3 seashells! He He He!

[HarryChiling]

I told my wife this years ago, if you can put it on a stick and make money while the product costs under $20.00 ($19.99), then get ready to ring up middle america cause they love everything on a stick and they're willing to throw away $20.00.

I just ran it by the FezzJohns marketing department and it looks like the boys in the skunk works approve of this product.

INCREASE SALES, EVEN AFTER LUNCH AT TACO BELL. THE COMFORT WIPES ALLOWS YOU TO INCREASE YOUR SALES BY 100%, HOW YOU ASK. SIMPLE NOW YOU CAN CONFIDENTLY SHAKE HANDS AND CLOSE THE DEAL WITH THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT, THAT DOUBLES YOUR CLOSING TECHNIQUES FOR ONLY $19.99, ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN THE DON'T LET THAT LEAD GET AWAY FROM YOU HANDLE, JUST USE THE SUCTION CUPS TO LATCH ONTO YOUR VICTIM, I ERR MEAN POTENTIAL CLIENT AND DON'T LET GO.

[For-Life]

I would be afraid of falling down and well, it ending up where nothing should ever end up