Christmas crackers.....

[John R]

Ok you've had the dinner now your on your tea and it's time to pull the crackers..:bbg: Just how bad are your jokes inside...
Here's a selection of mine.
Did you here the one about the boy who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back...Boom boom

Optician" would you like your eyes checked, sir"

"No I like them this colour...Boom boom

I'm a magician
Whats your best trick?
Sawing a woman in half
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yes I have six half sisters...Boom boom.

[Texas Ranger]

John R. enjoyed christmas 'crackers' in Texas at dinner yesterday, party hats and all. my wife's mom was a war bride from Darby, now a Texas widow. at 81, she's still great in humor. A gentleman and 'is date enter a restraunt, the maitre d' ask if he has 'reservations'; to which he replies, 'well, yes, i've never eaten here before, so I have some reservations.' they were seated immediately. (true story). Have a happy new year! Al.

[Sean]

Here's the one's i "cracked"
What do you get when everyone in your country drives a red car?

A Red Carnation..............Boom.......Boom

Why is an elephant big grey and wrinkled?

Because if it was small white and smooth.....it would be an asprin......Boom....Botta...Boom

[stephanie]

Ok ok I have a bad one here too...Docs do NOT I repeat DO NOT get offended...Only joking here...I don't wanna hear cracks about how I am anti-doc...with that said

What is the difference between God and Doctors??? God doesn't think he is a doctor!!! Badda bing!!!


Steph

[Johns]

Here's one from my four year old...

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers ?


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