Cow Management..
Many of you have enjoyed varius versions of this before..now here is mine.

Tom and Dick are friends.
Tom has two cows. Dick has none.
Communisum takes a cow from Tom and donets to Dick.
Installs a biogas plant sales the dung.
Captitalisum gives Tom a Bull to produce more cows, asks Dick, why at all he needs milk?
Nazizum takes away both the cows shots tom and dick both take away the cows for themselves.
Socialisum kills both the cows, now tom and Dick are equals.
Democracy buys the Milk from Tom at syk high price and gives
to Dick at subsidized rates.
Saddamisum teaches Dick to Steal the cows of Tom and sale the milk
Osamaizum plants bombs on Dick and throw him to blow up
Tom, his cows and his house.
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