Heck, I think it's a great plan! They are an angry people because they have never bitten into the delicious, greasy, crisped fat from a cloven hooved animal...who wouldn't be a little cranky and ready to blow themselves up at the drop of a hat? If pork is sin, count me in! I think we need to make up some care packages filled with microwaveable bacon and sampler packs of beer. We'll drop them over Riyadh, Tehran, Kuwait, Islamabad--it'll be awesome! Next thing you know, we'll all be high-5ing each other and getting wasted in their tents, smoking on some opium and watching the camels fight. Everyone will be smiling as they pick out the fatty pieces from their molars, waving signs that say, USA is OK!. Ahhh, I can see it now....
Tell me that would not be cool! :bbg::cheers::p
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