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    The need for National Nudity

    Just think if everyone went nude how things would change.

    Most all department stores would close, they are going to anyway.

    If you got caught in the rain, carry a bar of soap and bathe, saves water.

    Not washing all those clothes we no longer need saves water and detergent and lots of electric power, no clothes dryers.

    No need for tanning beds.

    We could count wrinkles on obese people when we got bored at a ball game.

    Very few people would notice if you were missing a few teeth.

    We could all use the same rest rooms.

    Men would want to shop for groceries.

    Women would'nt have to say it twice, "want to go to the mall, honey"?

    Women would never open another door.

    Preachers would never come from behind the pulpit while speaking.

    Baseball players would stop sliding.

    Less divorces, no surprises ladies.

    John's and Fezz's business would really pick up.

    Harry and Spexvet would go out of business.:D

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    Oh, but what about cooking bacon! yikes

    Jaqui up in Frostbite falls might have a different take.

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    Wouldn't work up here, the men would freeze their whatever off. :D

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    I don't know - Nudity is more of a "vacation" thing for me. :D

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    Where would everyone pack their handgun?
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    The first listing on "similar threads" at the bottom of the screen cracks me up - "National Convention - OAA." I know how it's similar, but . . . :p

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    The optical industry would go under! If I had to see people nude I would refuse to wear my glasses!

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    I think we would evolve to grow a coat of fur.
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    Hey, if everyone had to be nude, it might just do something about the obesity rate here in the US. I mean, I would stop eating cheeseburgers immediatly!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OpticLabRat View Post
    I think we would evolve to grow a coat of fur.

    Evolve? Speak for yourself, I already have a full coat of fur.:bbg:
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    Quote Originally Posted by OpticLabRat View Post
    I think we would evolve to grow a coat of
    fur.
    Ummmm evolve to grow a coat of fur? Been to the beach lately?
    Hairy men in speedos....another reason to ban nudity.
    (Sorry, Fezz, I didn't mean to single you and your bathing attire out for special ridicule.):cheers:

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    Clothing Optional Beer Slide!!!
    :cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::che ers:
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    Hey.....I represent that!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Nelson View Post
    Hairy men in speedos....another reason to ban nudity.
    (Sorry, Fezz, I didn't mean to single you and your bathing attire out for special ridicule.):cheers:
    No sweat Dudeski!

    People have been calling me *special* my whole life!!!

    :D:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill West View Post
    ...Spexvet would go out of business.:D
    Have you been spying on me, while I was naked, you pervert? :bbg:
    ...Just ask me...

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