Girlfriend Issues

[carlos83eye]

Whoof, I got a truck load of PMS dumped all over me today, between bills, cats, neighbors, bad cloth designers and the sun not being yellow enough.....I got a full 30mins of old-school classic b**chin'
-----------OVER THE PHONE------------
:drop: :drop:

These are the moods she went through within the first 5 seconds of the convo

:angry: ;) :bbg: :finger: :(

So, I was wondering, im not one to ever leave my little bunny scruffles :shiner:

But I run outta ideas to get her in a happy mood, unless one of her friends call for temporary relief, I feel like an Astigmatic with spinning lenses.........

What do optician men(since thier the smartest of man) do to get thier clip-ons sunny ;)


Ex.....I got a box of heart confetti and spelt I Love You on the bed.....egh! not bad, right....please help before the next full moon........

[carlos83eye]

Hehehe......funny......thanks ted
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....u=stupid_*****

[FullCircle]

Dude, you're doomed. Plain and simple. And do yourself a favor and don't fall for the "just tell me when I start acting weird" line. It's a trap. A complete set up and we know it.

It's like telling a crazy person they're crazy.

Just smile, offer up whatever she asks for (and don't try to think ahead. Midol is a godsend when we ask for it. It's a projectile if you offer it up too soon) and hope it all ends well.

[OPTIDONN]

Run away and drink beer!

[HarryChiling]

Run away and drink beer!

Bingo, honey I'm going out for cigarettes. Then run before she relizes you don't smoke. :cheers: See you at the bar.

[rbaker]

Back in the good old days in the old country a man had two women; one to serve the tension in his loins and another woman to be the brood sow and make the sauce.

Ahh for the good old days. Ahh to be back in the old country.

[OPTIDONN]

Back in the good old days in the old country a man had two women; one to serve the tension in his loins and another woman to be the brood sow and make the sauce.

Ahh for the good old days. Ahh to be back in the old country.

Yeah but what if their "times" synch up? Double the trouble!:drop:

[OPTIDONN]

Join the mens club in the social group section.:cheers:

[Jacqui]

Join the mens club in the social group section.:cheers:

Yes, PLEASE JOIN and take this somewhere else !!!!!!

[OPTIDONN]

Hey...NO GRILS ALLOWED!!!! Great I think I have koodies!:(

[carlos83eye]

Yes, PLEASE JOIN and take this somewhere else !!!!!!

If there were more WOMEN like Jacqui, I wouldn't have to turn to such drastic measures........

So many wise and well-thoguht pieces of advise for all the optiboarders, but when it comes to matters of the heart, all I get from you is silence........cold silence........hmmmmmmm............peace and quiet.........
Jacqui......do u have someone special that does your bench alligning :hammer:

o.k.....o.k.....I'll grow up :(........

......sike :p

[Websta]

Back in the good old days in the old country a man had two women; one to serve the tension in his loins and another woman to be the brood sow and make the sauce.

Ahh for the good old days. Ahh to be back in the old country.

Its not so much the two women, but what would do my head in more about this situation is the two Mothers-in-law!!!:drop:

Carlos, the only way to appease is a women is to:
1. Let her think she is having her own way, and then

2. Let her have it!!:D

Good luck........You know why its called PMS? because Mad Cow Diease was taken:shiner: (hope my little buttercup does not read this....love you sweety!)

[karen]

Yeah but what if their "times" synch up? Double the trouble!:drop:

if they lived together that would eventually happen. Sorry.

Carlos, we are not rational during PMS week, please don't expect us to be. I know that some male people might believe we make that stuff up to be mean for no good reason but we do suffer from waves of hormones that we simply cannot control and that makes us feel out of control and no woman likes to feel like that. My advice, just listen and don't say much because the wrong response no matter how well intentioned can set off a chain reaction that could have you sleeping on the couch. Not that it's your fault. It isn't. We're just crazy sometimes. Chocolate ALWAYS helps. ALWAYS.

[LilKim]

And back rubs....I'm a sucker for back rubs, especially when mine hurts so much the first couple days of "that time".

[FullCircle]

PMS can be a legal defense

[carlos83eye]

AHhh, lending an ear and some Raffaelo's (MmMmmm YummY) ;)

Tone down the responces :finger:

and Always keep the sedative gun "off safety"

I know what to do, I just forget :hammer:and need to be reminded every once in awhile..............thanks, u guys (and gals) are too cool ..............

[gemstone]

Yes, PLEASE JOIN and take this somewhere else !!!!!!

Dang Carlos, looks like you caught Jacqui in season as well. You can't win. RUN!