Today I have a talk on my boss Sergei. I say on optiboard they are many succesfulls opticians but we make no moneys. Maybe if we do the optical like optiboard peoples we can buy toilet and our lab wont have the smells.
Sergei dont believe nothing he is Belarus. He say how optiboard peoples different? I say here are ten things like of the top ten list of Ukraine talking show host Uri Vzeshnev.
1. Optiboard peoples buy the frames from man called frame reputation. We buy the frames by the kilogram from former East German polizei.
2. Optiboard peoples say if there is problem we stand on the behind of our product. In our shop we say you very stupid for making a buy of bad product. If a suit of law comes we change name of shopt.
3. Optiboard peoples have a college of ABO. It teach them optician. Sergei teach me opticals in Ukraine prison for men who make party with other men.
Number after 3. Optiboard peoples help a patient see with best lens. We give patient lens we have most of.
5. Optiboard peoples help on each other with questions of optic. We burn store of Chinese competitor.
6. Optiboard peoples take measure of segments height and interpubic distance. We make a geometry center and tell patient lift glass to see.
7. Sarah Palin very sexy. Ukraine vice premier woman swollen like dead fish and have a hands like a men.
8. Optiboard peoples have thing call prism. We dont have this thing.
9. Optiboard peoples make a disagree nice. I tell Sergei this lenses not correct, he kill my cat.
10. Optiboard peoples get a prescription from doctor. We ask patient how many pickles am I holding?
I tell these things but Sergei no listen he is Belarus. He say even American opticals company do this things. He say even American company have optician with no train and sell wrong lens. He say some company only for money of frames and are not opticians. I say maybe in Ukraine but not in America. Thank you for not making a ban of me for my bad speak of english. Please apologize to my mistakes.
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Originally Posted by OpticLabRat
if we do the optical like optiboard peoples..........................
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